Andy Murray - SCOTTISH

[Perry Milkins]

Sir Alex Ferguson, Andy Murray, Stephen Hendry, the Krankies, Wet, Wet, Wet- your boys nearly always take a helluva beatingll!!

 

[Simster]

Simster turn the lights down, take your pills and stop trying to talk.

For the record he is there. No English players are. He is a quality player on his least preferred suface.
You are a clueless mongol with stoat piss for brains.

You just hate Scotland being the powerhouse of sport compared to you feeble, knock-kneed jelly-legged bunch of f***ing bottlers.

Sir Alex Ferguson, Andy Murray, Stephen Hendry - we salute you all!!

Watch how frizzy mop haired gimp just limply gives up in the next 5 minutes. Come back when your man comes close to reaching ONE grand slam semi like tried and tested Englishman, SIR TIGER TIM.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Simster is really Scottish. Honest

 

[Perry Milkins]

Simster is really Scottish. Honest

Wee Jock McSimster Plop...

 

[Simster]

About to lose now surely...

 

[Napper]

broken back , fu k . all back on again

 

[Simster]

Rule Brittania and Good Old Sussex By The Sea!

 

[Napper]

Murray out, useless sweaty sock , typical jock bottle. Bet he blames his fitness.

 

[Simster]

Murray out, useless sweaty sock , typical jock bottle. Bet he blames his fitness.

Exactly. The soppy useless FRIZZMOID.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Where's all this 'attitude' we keep hearing about? He's got about as much attitude as Mrs Doubtfire.

Murray wouldn't last five minutes in a Glasgow boozer.

 

[Trufflehound]

Simster is really Scottish. Honest

Let the wind blow high
Let the wind blow low
Through the streets in a kilt I go
All the lasses shout hello
Simster where's yer troosers?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You sweaties are welcome to him. He's absolutely SHIT.

When he was a youngster, he was neck and neck with Djokovic as the two showing the most promise. But Djokovic is now a class act whereas Murray is a frizzy haired knoch-kneed scottish PILLOCK who always goes out in round one or two of the proper competitions and isn't fit to lick ENGLISHMAN Timmy "six time grand slam semifinalist" Henman's boots.

Anyway, there he is - losing to some nobody in round one of the French Open. Plus ca change.

Sadly, does now look a tad like it's Djokovic - Nadal future.

Djokovic will continue to bounce that ball up to fifteen times before serving, while Nadal will continue to wait until his heartbeat has returned to sub-120 before serving. Could be a long old future. But Andy is a bit of a head-mental head-banger and will continue to serve up more mad stuff to discuss than effete English arsehole Henman and his puny fist ever could.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Why are British WOMEN shit at tennis??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Why are British WOMEN shit at tennis??

Big giant fortune to be made by the first Brit family to twig that the Brit public are absolutely GAGGING for some kind of tennis hero. But all our tennis mediocrities end up as presenters on GMTV or Question Of Sport or as crap commentators comentating of players about a thousand-fold more accomplished than themselves.

Mind you, that Annabel Croft scrubs up far finer nowadays than she ever did when she was a lardy also-ran

 

[NMH]

Wha's like Andy Murray? He's on his own.
tried to play tennis but his cover's blown
Great jock almighty, he's serving it strong
but don't blink noo laddy, ye've just been and gone
the size of your country this time's not to blame
when it's one against another, ye LOST just the same

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Hes a f***ing wanker, cant stand him. If he ever won a tournament he would hold up a union jack, he'd get that shit scottish flag out and say how hes so proud to win it for his homeland. Well you can f*** off you arrogant bad tempered TWAT

 

[User removed 4]

f*** him , hes scottish not british as he has already stated, well ive been english not british for a long time, the sooner they vote for independence and f*** off the better !

 

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He went out in round 3 by the way.
















Ok, sorry.

 

[Strike]

Why are British WOMEN shit at tennis??

Anne Keothavong, first British woman in top 100 singles recently since Sam Smith back in the late 90's?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

No-good Scottish bastard.