And so the rumour mill begin's.................

[Aquilaugh]

In all seriousness if we signed Emile Heskey to play in the championship. It would be a fantastic signing.

Yes fantastic for all the other clubs, go on sign him it would be hilarious.

 

[Brownstuff]

Heskey is a donkey who lost his confidence many moons ago
He is a really nice bloke but niceness don't get you anywhere in football these days
Heskey is one of the reasons why England have continued to have done naff all over the years
How can he have played 62 times for England!

 

[Beach Hut]

I love these rumours as they are total horseshit, £60K a week FFS

 

[Stat Brother]

How much will Heskey be taking home in his June pay packet?

 

[Silverhatch]

Heskey's never played for a club south of the M6 Toll. His f***ing head would explode living and playing this close to France.

 

[Willy Dangle]

You don't clean very often then?

Ajax then or Vim, either way.

 

[Stat Brother]

All this talk of Heskey is bollox anyway.

Where is his place in a team with Drogba.
There's no way he'll come here just to sit on the bench.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I love these rumours as they are total horseshit, £60K a week FFS

I'm not saying there is any truth in this, but no way will his next contract get him that.

 

[AMEXican Wave]

Or Zaha, better than Messi of course

Don't be silly. Not even Tony Bloom could afford to spend the 100s of millions required to sign Zaha.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Heskey...two goals in a season....even our RB Calde has scored twice that... A big No Thank you Mr Heskey...

 

[Aristotle]

Never been the biggest fan of Heskey, but still think he would be an absolute monster in the Championship.

Not that we can afford his wages, unless Gus has done a 'Vicente' on him and persuaded him to play for us for free, or whatever.

 

[The Grockle]

Heskey might be a bit pony in the premier league but he would tear a new arsehole in the championship IMO. If we could sign him without smashing our wage structure then he would be an amazing addition.

 

[beardy gull]

He'll end up back at Leicester.

 

[Peteinblack]

Begin's??

 

[Muzzy]

If Gus is going to Villa or somewhere else, has our new manager already given TB his wish list then?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

He scores when he wants,
He scores when he wants,
Emile Heskey,
He scores when he wants!!!!

But most of the time he cant be arsed

 

[Hillian1]

But most of the time he's on his arse

Fixed that for you

 

[goldstone]

Begin's??

This is the most bizarre use of an apostrophe that I have seen. Did the OP go to school? If so where??

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Does anyone remember banana Toffos? They also did mint and strawberry ones, as well as the original plain toffee flavour. Let the Toffo speculation begin's NSC:

 

[Frutos]

Does anyone remember banana Toffos? They also did mint and strawberry ones, as well as the original plain toffee flavour. Let the Toffo speculation begin's NSC:

They were bloody nice.

The only ones I didn't like were the plain toffee ones.