Why oh why does every fecking caller start off with "Hi Alan (or whatever the presenter's name is), are you OK?
Of course he's fecking OK. He wouldn't be doing the show if his wife had just died or he had pneumonia. And, if you'd been listening you cretin, every other fecking caller has aked him the same thing. "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" Forget enquiring after his health and just get on with your fecking point!
The presenter should make the following statement on air at the beginning of each programme: "I would firstly like to assure listeners that I am 100% OK. If any caller insists on asking me that question I will immediately cut you off".
Of course he's fecking OK. He wouldn't be doing the show if his wife had just died or he had pneumonia. And, if you'd been listening you cretin, every other fecking caller has aked him the same thing. "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" Forget enquiring after his health and just get on with your fecking point!
The presenter should make the following statement on air at the beginning of each programme: "I would firstly like to assure listeners that I am 100% OK. If any caller insists on asking me that question I will immediately cut you off".