An Ode to the Falmer Demo...

[Lady Bracknell]

A blinding epic, Easy10! A new poet in residence emerges!!!

I'd only add a tiny contribution after the lines:

"Hasty phone calls then were made, Lord B in some annoy
As he barked fiercely down the phone "Just move your arse, Fatboy"...

Then Roz's phone began to ring, she looked at it with fear
Lord B was calling her to bawl "Why aren't you chislas HERE!"

 

[Safeway]

Boycott Esso, Nestle too, even Maccy D's
And follow Ben's example of mushrooms, whizz and E's
Grow yourself an Afro, and put on Kula Shaker
And then you're guaranteed, all will think you're a wanker

xx

 

[Easy 10]

A blinding epic, Easy10! A new poet in residence emerges!!!

I'd only add a tiny contribution after the lines:

"Hasty phone calls then were made, Lord B in some annoy
As he barked fiercely down the phone "Just move your arse, Fatboy"...

Then Roz's phone began to ring, she looked at it with fear
Lord B was calling her to bawl "Why aren't you chislas HERE!"

Actually, thats bloody good.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

A post modern poem

Bridge

Like A

Falmer

Bridge

Over

Need

Troubled

Cherish

Water

The Thought

Two Jags

Of Always

Say Yes

Having You

Say You

Here By

Say Me

My Side

Say It Together

To The Left

Thats The Way

To The Right

It Should Be

Step It Up



A Teardrop Explodes

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

Lookout Attilla!

 

[Trigger]

Absolutely brilliant!

Top stuff Easy

 

[chemical brother]

Boycott Esso, Nestle too, even Maccy D's
And follow Ben's example of mushrooms, whizz and E's
Grow yourself an Afro, and put on Kula Shaker
And then you're guaranteed, all will think you're a wanker

xx

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me

I feel strangely dwayne-like

JUST STOP THE POEMS

xx

 

[Safeway]

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me

I feel strangely dwayne-like

JUST STOP THE POEMS

xx

Love ya really.

 

[chemical brother]

I know Billy, it's just as well really. Wouldn't want to have to post that picture of you-know-who on here...

xx

 

[CHAPPERS]

I know Billy, it's just as well really. Wouldn't want to have to post that picture of you-know-who on here...

xx

Ooh, ooh, ooh tell me, tell me.

 

[Everest]

Brilliant!

I can't wait until "NSC - The Musical" opens the summer season of concerts at the Falmer Stadium of Dreams.

I fecking can!

 

[Easy 10]

Oh come on now Everest, just admit it. You love it.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

g-a-y.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Easy 10 He Ain't No Poet
Taxi Coming, On With Coet










Only joking fella - top work!

 

[Beach Hut]

Just read that - great stuff

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10 He Ain't No Poet
Taxi Coming, On With Coet

Only joking fella - top work!

Cheers Tom - but I'd already flounced off after reading your first line. I've only just managed to compose myself.

 

[Everest]

Oh come on now Everest, just admit it. You love it.

You're damn right there.

It has inspired me to write a poem for when the Falmer decision comes out. (it even has 2 last verses depending on whether it's yes or no)

 

[Easy 10]

Now there's TWO things I can't wait for....the Falmer decision, and Everests poem in response. Lets hope the last verse is a happy one.