Amex khazis

[tubaman]

Desperateforapissobia

Shortened to?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Shortened to?

Desperateforapissobia?

 

[Lady Gull]

Shy bladder syndrome its called!

 

[Lankyseagull]

I wonder how those people who've got their pies, burgers etc first feel about the splashback on their purchases? Perhaps they taste better afterwards? Never understood why so many people take food into the toilets.....

 

[tubaman]

Desperateforapissobia?

OMG halftimes are never going to be the same again.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

OMG halftimes are never going to be the same again.

If I hear a bloke shouting desperateforapissobia I'll shake your hand!!!! Before I've wet myself.

 

[tubaman]

If I hear a bloke shouting desperateforapissobia I'll shake your hand!!!! Before I've wet myself.

You'll have to wait until I have a free hand.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You'll have to wait until I have a free hand.

Wipe it on the walls first

 

[seagullondon]

My schlong is so massive I have to use the cubicles anyway otherwise I have to start peeing from a metre back and then it splashes everywhere

 

[Albumen]

Thank god I'm female!

You get a set of cubicles each don't you?

 

[Lady Gull]

You get a set of cubicles each don't you?

Yep and there are hardly ever any queues - sometimes but its much more civilised by the sounds of it!!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The best you can hope for is the blokes either side of you suffer from " shy bladder " syndrome Danny.

 

[catfish]

The best you can hope for is the blokes either side of you suffer from " shy bladder " syndrome Danny.

Or have prostate trouble.

 

[rouseytastic]

I'm still drying out my shoes from saturday, they were attacked in a sort of pincer movement from both sides.......

 

[countryman]

i personally think there is nothing better then a good bit of splash back on a cold evening at the amex to warm me up ;P

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I'm still drying out my shoes from saturday, they were attacked in a sort of pincer movement from both sides.......

 

[Eggmundo]

Takes me ages to get a flow going no matter where I am. Even been to the doctors but he said there's nothing wrong. Sorry if you get stuck behind me.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I'm always stuck behind the serial pisser... everyone around me grabs a wee and I'm still behind the 6 minuter!

 

[NMH]

I just get uncomfortable when the geezer next to me is watching me have a tinkle... it's a Brighton thing, isn't it?

THAT sort of talk will give Danny Seagull an erection. You certainly wouldn't want that to happen when you are next to him in the urinals.

Maybe there should be seperate bogs, for those who ....ahem.... are into golden showers

 

[Sussex Nomad]

THAT sort of talk will give Danny Seagull an erection. You certainly wouldn't want that to happen when you are next to him in the urinals.

Maybe there should be seperate bogs, for those who ....ahem.... are into golden showers

I'm fine with golden showers so long as I'm giving!