Amex announcer 2

[Superphil]

JTL has been the 'Host' at Withdean hospitality now for 2 or 3 years, very popular up there he is.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

that would be amazing. Every time an opposition player gets a foul he could shout "diiiiiive" ala the bird man in flash gordon. I would pay extra for that

this

 

[armchairclubber]

Gonna be Jack the Lad whoever he is.
Rumour I heard.

Please Please NO.

I am being absolutely serious when I say that this would totally ruin my matchday experience. My 10 yo daughter can't stand him either, what is it with people finding him funny ?

I would rather the club played music after goals, I really find him that awful.

 

[generation x]

Jack the Lad?

That would be awful. Might make everyone sing a little louder I guess.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Chris Moyles ?

 

[black & white seagull]

Jack the Lad? Jesus, how wrong could the club be?

 

[The Merry Prankster]

JTL..................Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Brovion]

Please Please NO.

...My 10 yo daughter can't stand him either, what is it with people finding him funny ?

I would rather the club played music after goals, I really find him that awful.

Yeah, they say girls mature quicker than boys. My lad was about 14 before he realised he was an annoying, unfunny wanker.

 

[Everest]

The guy from the X Factor!

John or Edward?

 

[Black Dalek]

'Eeeze Complicated'

 

[ROSM]

The guy from the X Factor!

Inspired. I can see it now.

'last week at the Amex, burnley were put to the sword (cue video of the goals, gus gushing and eddie Howe bemoaning his luck).

This week crystal palace come and try their luck.

Here are gus and the boys including the over 28s

Followed by dougie freedman and the girls

Cut to gus saying that the task ahead 'ees complicated' and Glenn Murray struggling to raise a smile when he says that he's aiming for his 25th goal of the season

Finally the x factor man bellows out;

It's time (pause) to face (pause) THE MUSIC'

It may just catch on!

 

[Marc]

That would be amazing. Every time an opposition player gets a foul he could shout "Diiiiiive" ala the bird man in Flash Gordon. I would pay extra for that

hahaha yeah that'd be brilliant

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Norman Collier gets my vote, specially with a Withdeanesque f***ed up PA
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[Paskman]

Please ... NO! One of the most annoying voices I've ever heard.

This.

He is also a die hard Arsenal fan, he used o make no bones about it on Southern FM.

The last thing the Amex needs is some gobby cockney geezer!! Surely it is time for someone with a bit more class!!!

 

[JBizzle]

*Sigh* - Alright then, I'll do it.

Personally, I would rather hire a professional from an ad agency/voiceover company who isn't connected with the club at all.

 

[The Large One]

Stephen Hawkins, please.

 

[NMH]

Some are saying that The Amex isn't big enough - so I'll put this guy forward as a suggestion, to give the better impression of size

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Some others;

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And for post-game interviews;

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[turienzo's lovechild]

des lynham would be brilliant.........regardless of the fact that the ground would be FLOODED with vaginal fluid due to all the ladies frothing at the gash over des' sexy voice

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

and jack the lad would be f***ing abysmal

 

[trueblue]

Please ... NO! One of the most annoying voices I've ever heard.

This.