Amazing breaking news: Pete Doherty arrested again

[El Presidente]

Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has been arrested in east London on suspicion of drugs possession only hours after a court appearance.

The singer, 27, was held with another man by plain clothes officers in Roman Road, London E2, on Thursday afternoon.


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[Easy 10]

I wish this arsewipe would just top himself, so the rest of us could be spared the tedious details of his pointless life.

 

[aftershavedave]

i saw him today at spitalfields market about half hour before he was arrested.

scruffy, smelly oik, looked terrible.

god knows how he gets to shag kate moss

 

[jonny.rainbow]

He really wants to be a bad boy.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Not dofficult for the police is it, a simple stop and search everytime he is out and about seems to be the way they catch him!

 

[El Presidente]

I wish this arsewipe would just top himself, so the rest of us could be spared the tedious details of his pointless life.

Does this mean that it is over between the two of us?

 

[Easy 10]

Does this mean that it is over between the two of us?

I just need time to heal.

 

[Rangdo]

He's a top bloke who is a fine example to kids by excelling at errrr..... whatever it is he does.

 

[El Presidente]

I just need time to heal.

I didn't know about the anal warts until it was too late, can you not forgive and forget?

 

[Easy 10]

I didn't know about the anal warts until it was too late, can you not forgive and forget?

I can forgive, but the scabs make it hard to forget.

 

[El Presidente]

I can forgive, but the scabs make it hard to forget.

I will buy you a Mark McCammon whoopee cushion from the club shop if it makes it less painful to sit down. Every time you place your arse on the cushion it replays the phone call to Harty's show.

 

[REDLAND]

He really wants to be a bad boy.

2nd rate Sid Vicious, its all been done before Pete, move along now ..

 

[Easy 10]

I will buy you a Mark McCammon whoopee cushion from the club shop if it makes it less painful to sit down. Every time you place your arse on the cushion it replays the phone call to Harty's show.

But I think I have an anal infection. There is some kind of fungal growth protruding from my undercarriage.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

2nd rate Sid Vicious, its all been done before Pete, move along now ..

NME almost certainly have the RIP front cover already set up and the tee-shirts ready to ROLL

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

2nd rate Sid Vicious, its all been done before Pete, move along now ..

All Pete needs to do know is to kill Kate Moss

 

[El Presidente]

There is some kind of fungal growth protruding from my undercarriage.

That's your penis if memory serves me right.

 

[Rangdo]

All Pete needs to do know is to kill Kate Moss

Hmmm. The loss of Pete Doherty and Kate Moss from our lives. What a tragedy.

 

[e77]

Would be nice if he did a good album to take everyone's mind off his 'problems'.

Loved the Dirty Pretty Things track given away with the NME the other week.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

two lads i know got busted the other day for having £500's worth of weed on them, facing a maximum 15 years inside


they got caught cos they were smoking a fair bit of it in an illegally parked car

idiots

 

[ditchy]

two lads i know got busted the other day for having £500's worth of weed on them, facing a maximum 15 years inside


they got caught cos they were smoking a fair bit of it in an illegally parked car

idiots

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