Almost TV Shows

[Chester Drawers]

The Shit man and Hurr - German remake of the famous Charlton Heston classic

 

[Everest]

Newsknight - Dick Knight gives hourly updates on Falmer to put peoples minds at rest

 

[captainmorganrum]

HOLLYOAFS - not much difference to be honest

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ho Selecta - Alan Titchmarsh and Charlie Dimmock present an hourly episode of selecting the correct gardening equipment to suit your needs.

 

[Simster]

The weakest SINK

10 housewives must wash up heavier and heavier items until the sink cracks. The winner will be the one with the heaviest washed up item on their drying rack.

 

[Titanic]

There are 3 whole channels of dubious programming available on....

Sky Spurts 1, 2 and 3... for the very brave they are also available in HD.

 

[dougdeep]

Soccer PM. Yet more of Helen Chamberlains oddities.

 

[Normal Rob]

Waking the dad

Moving documentary about a families struggle to bring their father out of a 15 year coma.

 

[Titanic]

Pot Blick - A weekly televised snooker tournament, from South Africa.

 

[captainmorganrum]

THE TWO BONNIES - human cloning is taken one step too far

 

[Chester Drawers]

Ultimate Horse - More Equine adventures in Afghanistan ...

 

[Mendoza]

Never Find the Buzzcocks - Justin lee Collins goes on a fruitless journey round the world to try and reunite the famous punk rock band, and do one last gig

 

[captainmorganrum]

BYKER GRAVE : Ant and Dec horribly killed in paintball massacre

 

[Titanic]

Toady in Parliament - A retrospective on the career of Nigel Lawson.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Thomas the Wank Engine ... this week Thomas builds up a full head of steam before finally losing his grip

 

[Simster]

64 Poo Lane

Lucy gets woken up by her next door neighbour for a bed time story and a chance to see his latest turd before he flushes it.

 

[Titanic]

BIG-UP.TV... a show for diffident cross-dressers.

 

[dougdeep]

Drake's Seven. Sir Francis sees action on the 7 seas.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Mr Bent - A parody of short animations following the life of a man too scared to come out of the closet.

 

[captainmorganrum]

EUROVISION MONG CONTEST - unfortunates from around europe battle it out to find out which is the least physically and mentally impaired