All we are saying...

[Scotty Mac]

Now Dougs the king of the swingers
Oh, the Withdean VIP
Dougs reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' him
Doug wants to be a man, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other men
Dougs tired of monkeyin' around!

Oh, oobee doo
I wanna be like Doug
I wanna walk like Doug
Talk like Doug, too
You'll see it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too

 

[Scotty Mac]

Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Doug
Doug makes your 'eart so light!
When the day is gray and ordinary
Doug makes the sun shine bright!
Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffodils are smilin' at the dove
When Doug 'olds your 'and you feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band
It's a jolly 'oliday with Doug
No wonder that it's Doug that we love!

Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Doug
Doug makes your 'eart so light!
When the day is gray and ordinary
Doug makes the sun shine bright!
Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffodils are smilin' at the dove
When Doug 'olds your 'and you feel so grand
Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band
It's a jolly 'oliday with Doug
No wonder that it's Doug that we love!

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Doug
Gentlemen like you are few
Though your just a diamond in the rough, Doug
Underneath your blood is blue!
You'd never think of pressing your advantage
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed
A lady needn't fear when you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Doug
A jolly, jolly holiday with you!

It's true that Mavis and Sybil 'ave ways that are winning
And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your 'eart spinning
Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming
Janice, Felicia, Lydia - charming
Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet
Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat
Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane
Convival company, time and again
Drocas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts
I'll agree are three jolly good sports
But cream of the crop, tip of the top
It's DOUGIE LOFT and there we stop

 

[7:18]

To the tune of White Stripes Seven Nation Army..

DOUG
DOUG
DOUG
DOUG
DOUG
DOUG

LOFT!

simple, but brilliant