Alex Marrow - no me either.

[Silent Bob]

I can assure you it is a real account. It does beg the question though how much of an egotistical wanker you have to call your Twitter account "official" when you're a bog standard two-bob journeyman in the lower league. What a sad tosser.

Maybe it's just to confirm what we all think about people asssociated with Palace.

Official Marrow = Genuine Vegetable

 

[Cullip4]

I am sure the ref will be made aware and I am sure Noone and the others will be running straight at him waiting for him to do something stupid. Looks like my prediction for Barnes (pen) first to score is looking more and more likely

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Corrr were quaking in our boots... This is the sort of player I'd love to see Adam El-abd give a f***ing nut

Ooooooh right, that's Alex Marrow. (still none the wiser)

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I am sure the ref will be made aware and I am sure Noone and the others will be running straight at him waiting for him to do something stupid. Looks like my prediction for Barnes (pen) first to score is looking more and more likely

I really couldn't cope with a pen tonight, would absolutely brick it. Would rather we didn't have one!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Vegetable by name, vegetable by nature.

With no little irony, given tonight's fixture, I feel it my duty to point out that the marrow is not actually a vegetable but is, technically speaking, a FRUIT

:safeway:

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Or, to put it more succinctly, A Marrow is a fruit

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is that really THE Alex Marrow? ALEX MARROW!??

Twitter's SO great. It must like having your own news service but just with news about VIPs. Big, proper VIPs like Alex Marrow.

Pele. Maradona. Beckenbauer. Puskas. Platini. Charlton. Marrow. MARROW.

 

[brightn'ove]

Corrr were quaking in our boots... This is the sort of player I'd love to see Adam El-abd give a f***ing nut

and people ask why we call palace pikeys - look at this kid.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

His Twitter account is locked now. Methinks he's dropped himself in the shit over this and if so it serves the pikey little turd right.

Thought this might happen so took screenshots.

 

[sam86]

Ha, good work Exiled.

What an absolute TOOL.

 

[strings]

I think the FA may be interested to see those screenshots, regardless of whether Fruitboy is named in the squad. He has showed clear intent.

 

[ezzoud]

think the FA may be interested to see those screenshots, regardless of whether Fruitboy is named in the squad. He has showed clear intent.

Fruitboy LOL - when the fifth goal goes in tonight I think it would only be right for a resounding chant of "Fruitboy Fruitboy what's the score" to ring out...marvellous scenes.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Marrow soup

2 Kilos marrows
2 carrots
2 potatoes
2 onions
few lettuce leaves if you wish
2 chicken stock cubes
1/2 tsp mild curry
2l water

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Interesting comments from the @the_cgull

 

[Seagull27]

That has got to be the gayest twitter account photo in history.