Albion - modern day myths

[vegster]

Dean White cannot fix aerials

Neither can Rod Hull

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

There's no roof at Withdean so a good atmosphere isn't possible.

H block is the best block.

 

[Beach Hut]

Neither can Rod Hull

Never a truer word spoken

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

James Tunnicliffe is the best centre-back at the club.

 

[Simster]

Gus Poyet is bound to bring the right players to the club in the summer.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Creative midfielders are the solution to all our woes.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Having a long-jump pit next to the pitch gives our team a strong tactical edge.

Visiting supporters always appreciate the excellent view from the away end.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

James Tunnicliffe is the best centre-back at the club.

Adam El-Abd is the best defender at the club.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Bushy and Simster regularly meet for petit fours and a bone china cup of earl grey.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Bobby Zamora will never make the grade in The Premiership.

 

[Acker79]

On the pitch failures are the result of the fans
On the pitch failures are a result of a running track
On the pitch failures are a result of withdean fatigue

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Dean Cox used to be 6 foot 4 when he was 11, but he started to swim a lot & it made him shrink.

 

[Mendoza]

We will sign loads of top dollar players in the summer and they will gel before the season starts and we will get promoted


Moving to Falmer entitles us to Championship football and an extra 7,000 on the gates

 

[Questions]

Anyone on here who makes any comment or assessment of a player which is not always one hundred per cent complimentary is a bad fan and should go and support Man Utd or Chelsea or Arsenal or ............

 

[Common as Mook]

It's OK to wish death on our back four.

It's OK to imply that Craig Davies is so thick that he can't even read.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

brighton fans are very tolerant to managers and never wish they had a new one every 2 games

 

[Mendoza]

Scottish Paul from the ticket office did the 100meters in 8.72 seconds

 

[The Truth]

Elphick is a player of the season defender...........shit that aint a myth!

 

[The Truth]

Scottish Paul from the ticket office did the 100meters in 8.72 seconds

not in a millions years, 8.76 seconds in reality.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

John Catt is a great lover of football and on a Saturday Afternoons his favourite pastime is to sit in his armchair and listen to "The Sounds of H Block"!!