Kuipers can't kick.
Michel Kuipers cant kick a Football
If the fans hadn't upset and forced out Archer/Stanley, we would be playing in a new stadium by now.
If Wilkins was still manager, we would be in the Championship.
Dick Knight is a LIAR.
Debs only has one account.
Withdean Wanderer is the second account of Yorkie.
London Irish secretly votes for the Tories.
Looney is actually a revered philanthropist.