After you've had a poo at work.....

[Safeway]

Do you ever get paranoid that you smell of poo when you come out? I've had this a couple of times and it makes me really self-concious. I make sure I wipe my bum properly and wash my hands but sometimes it seems like I've brought the smell out with me.

Anyone else get this?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Dear o dear it gets worse

 

[El Presidente]

Not had that feeling, but often worry about whether I am dropping an iceberg (9/10 of it lies below the waterline and big enough to sink the Titanic), that will need more than two or three flushes.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Safeway that's cos you DO smell of shit. You wear birds knickers and you're covered in skid marks and crusty old cling-ons.

 

[Sam]

no....thats just weird

 

[bhaexpress]

Very Freudian I reckon.

 

[Thimble Keegan]

You bastard!!! I have never given this a moments thought but will now be paraniod everytime I leave the bog...Then again I should not worry as I am pretty sure my shit smells of summer meadows!!!

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Sheebo]

oh dear

 

[Wilko]

Safeway - you are a fuckin legend

 

[sullyupthewing]

We have bidet's at work,also just the job if you have had a Ruby Murry the previous night or your Plymouth Argyle's are playing you up.

 

[Sigull]

Do you ever get paranoid that you smell of poo when you come out? I've had this a couple of times and it makes me really self-concious. I make sure I wipe my bum properly and wash my hands but sometimes it seems like I've brought the smell out with me.

Anyone else get this?

No I have no problem I wipe
with toilet paper

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

It has certainly crossed my mind. It's the nice warm feeling around your starfish that seems to say "I know I'm a wholesome feeling of job-done, but I bring with me the aroma of poo".

 

[looney]

What a crap thread.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Are you sh*tting me?

 

[the right footed denilson]

i just had one

it stank

but, i can still smell my eau de toilete

but!!!!! their must be a slight smell of poo on me now?? i mean, i wipe my arse but i cant get rid of every remimant of shit can i

i wonder

 

[Northstander]

I don't like leaving deposits in the work environment as if someone comes in they can hear the splashes or at worst the breaking of wind as Mr turtle head exits the body!


Not nice!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sometimes, an afternoon poo is all i have to look forward to at work. I am also a very cautious one though and don't like the idea of people knowing i have gone for one. I hide a newspaper up my jumper sometimes. Which probably makes me look even more ridiculous. If i hear someone in the next cubicle, i stand completely still until they've done their business. The problem comes when you are next to a like-minded soul and are forced into a Mexican stand-off. I was in there for 35 minutes once.

 

[Bozza]

If i hear someone in the next cubicle, i stand completely still...

Stand ?!?

 

[Meade's Ball]

When i first go in, yes.
I also have certain seat-covering habits that i don't want them to hear.

 

[Bozza]

When i first go in, yes.
I also have certain seat-covering habits that i don't want them to hear.

I suggest your process is flawed.

Never enter a cubicle when the door of an adjoining cubicle is closed and locked. Then you won't find that you hear someone 'next door' before you've even had the chance to make yourself comfortable.