advice needed guys

[chadbasher]

last night i had a chicken jalfrezi, i asked for extra chillis the thing is it feels like my arsehole is ripped to fvck and i thought the best place for help would be you brighton lads, it really hurts please help

 

[pasty]

Go stick your arse in the snow

 

[forumwayseagull]

last night i had a chicken jalfrezi, i asked for extra chillis the thing is it feels like my arsehole is ripped to fvck and i thought the best place for help would be you brighton lads, it really hurts please help

ask your mum! She was struggling when she left my house..

 

[Durlston]

Serves you f***ing right then you idiot.

Is that all you've really got to be concerned about at the moment? Jeeesus.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

So your arsehole's ripped to f*** eh? Get your mum to sew it up for you.

 

[smalldino]

It cant be that ripped otherwise your brains would have falen out.
TWAT

 

[Bwian]

Chicken Jalfrezi? Is that what you call Tango Man in the heat of passion as he's ripping your sphincter to ribbons?

 

[Cian]

Toughen up. A jalfrezi, 'extra chillis' or not is NOT an overly hot curry. Wuss.

 

[Taybha]

best wait for Danny, he will know what to do in all matters of the arse

 

[Yoda]

Get a Phall next time. That'll really f*** your arse up.

 

[Fef]

Rub some Deep Heat onto it.

 

[Seasidesage]

Come down to Brighton. I am sure someone will rip you a new one

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

God it really is a slow day on NSC.

 

[NMH]

If you mash up some chillis and rub the paste on the area, it actually works like the 'hair of a dog' to cancel out the internal sting. Try you, you'll see I'm absolutely right - you will COMPLETELY FORGET about the pain from the curry, I 100% guarantee it.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

 

[Ludensian Gull]

picture did not work , just ingore.

 

[highway61]

Simples, pour Old Spice into the eye of your dick, then you will have real pain, but in stereo

 

[chadbasher]

thanks for the advice guys i poured some cream on it seems to have cooled down now, got a little bit of bleeding what tampons do you guys advise?