Well Harvey's should be banned, how they can bottle untreated river water is beyond me.
LOL. You're not supposed to smell it, you're supposed to drink it. Plus being extra specially pedantic, as is the NSC way:
1) They get their water from a well
2) You can't buy it bottled
3) It doesn't taste like sewage.
Readingstockport, if you're reading this, I suggest you buy your own beers rather than letting UB buy you one. By the way, Robinsons is probably my third favourite ale after Harveys and Jennings.