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[DumLum]

If you are signed into Google on both machines, then Google and their adverts will be able to 'follow' you.

I'm not though.

 

[Daffy Duck]

When female members log in, do they get a "There's an ugly bloke living three miles from you, who will give you a good seeing to, if you play your cards right" message?

Nah. I keep getting Rebecca only 3 miles away.

Suppose it's because I look at footie websites and they just assume you're a bloke.

 

[marshy68]

Nah. I keep getting Rebecca only 3 miles away.

Suppose it's because I look at footie websites and they just assume you're a bloke.

I am sure i am or could be only 3 miles away daffy.....

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Nah. I keep getting Rebecca only 3 miles away.

Suppose it's because I look at footie websites and they just assume you're a bloke.

I am sure i am or could be only 3 miles away daffy.....

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opps the double post not a good look

 

[Professor P]

That's rather awkward. I too seem to be a target for Rebecca from Mature Dating and I don't remember ever visiting a dating website. I've surfed plenty of milfs on youporn obviously, but never a dating site to my recollection.

We're obviously the same target market Red Star. Why don’t we cut out the middle man and just go out ourselves. I can’t promise I’ll go all the way but if you fill me with a nandos and a load of harvey’s you’re probably good for a hand shandy.

 

[kingcole]

Sky TV for me

 

[Daffy Duck]

I am sure i am or could be only 3 miles away daffy.....

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I am sure i am or could be only 3 miles away daffy.....

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opps the double post not a good look

Sorry, Marshy. You've completely blown your chances with that double post.

 

[Blackadder]

Nah. I keep getting Rebecca only 3 miles away.

Suppose it's because I look at footie websites and they just assume you're a bloke.

Thread starting to get interesting now. Cue request for pics.

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I am sure i am or could be only 3 miles away daffy.....

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I am sure i am or could be only 3 miles away daffy.....

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opps the double post not a good look

But are you ugly Marshy?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I signed up to ManureDating.com and had a surprisingly eventful evening out with a cow-pat-based model sculpted by a prize-winning Lithuanian. He called it Kim Il Dung, and it had bulging cheeks and a look of evil in the corner of its hayshit eyes. I waxed lyrical the evening away nattering and chuckling with the injected chip of his personality into the spine of the immobile dictatorial plopsplat. Unfortunately, when i wheeled Kim home to his fabricated palatial sty, i discovered they'd lived up to the myth of his parts and the Dung-Dong nestling in my palm of my hand was no bigger or cleaner than a gutter-dwelling slug.

 

[half time scores]

I keep getting a message saying three people have unfriended me!
This has come as a terrible blow.
What am I going to do?

 

[HalifaxSeagull]

You just can't leave it there!

The perfect woman - fit, with low self esteem...!

 

[Blackadder]

I keep getting a message saying three people have unfriended me!
This has come as a terrible blow.
What am I going to do?

Three people have unfriended me as well! Woe is me!!!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

There was someone on here, Smoke Grenade I think, not that long ago, who used to post his "dating" exploits. Got banned for it, I believe.

 

[Camicus]

I just get sheds how dull is that

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I signed up to ManureDating.com and had a surprisingly eventful evening out with a cow-pat-based model sculpted by a prize-winning Lithuanian. He called it Kim Il Dung, and it had bulging cheeks and a look of evil in the corner of its hayshit eyes. I waxed lyrical the evening away nattering and chuckling with the injected chip of his personality into the spine of the immobile dictatorial plopsplat. Unfortunately, when i wheeled Kim home to his fabricated palatial sty, i discovered they'd lived up to the myth of his parts and the Dung-Dong nestling in my palm of my hand was no bigger or cleaner than a gutter-dwelling slug.

Very good!

 

[brakespear]

I'm being stalked by Rebecca from Mature Dating! No matter where i am in the country, she's always 3 miles away.

Really?

That's all I get here and I have NEVER looked at anything remotely porn like from my work computer.

Rebecca is only 3 miles away from me apparently and judging by the amount of time she pops up I think she wants it.

These - never used a dating site on either home or (various) work PC's and get dating site ads all the time.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I keep getting a message saying three people have unfriended me!
This has come as a terrible blow.
What am I going to do?

Clearly you'll have to click on that link and pay the required £'s to make the problem go away.

 

[LE19]

I signed up for dating direct about 6 years ago - worse than a northstandchat binfest - but ultimately very rewarding - as [MENTION=13433]Kumquat[/MENTION] would appreciate there are alot of very attract mid 30's women with very low self esteem. Happy days.

Gets a little lonely, folks, you know what I mean
I'm looking for a woman with low self-esteem
To lay me out and ease my worried mind
While I'm winding down my dirty life and times

Warren Zevon

 

[The Fifth Column]

I signed up for dating direct about 6 years ago - worse than a northstandchat binfest - but ultimately very rewarding - as [MENTION=13433]Kumquat[/MENTION] would appreciate there are alot of very attract mid 30's women with very low self esteem. Happy days.

A genuine lol moment from me there Marshy, so wrong and yet so so true. Like moths to a burning flame! The only danger is not giving them too much information so they can track you down when they want to take the 'relationship' to 'another level' - laters taters!!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm being stalked by Rebecca from Mature Dating! No matter where i am in the country, she's always 3 miles away.

I'm 200+ miles up the road from you in Shropshire and there's a Rebecca here too [well 3 miles from where I am] - its a works laptop and I defo not been near anything remotely dodgy.

 

[Tight shorts]

Well I'm female and straight and I keep getting pictures of pouting Rebecca 3 miles away and other "mature" ladies

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Well I'm female and straight and I keep getting pictures of pouting Rebecca 3 miles away and other "mature" ladies