According to Twitter, Mario Balotelli is...

[El Presidente]

Mario is always at San Carlo's (the restaurant in the background in the picture). His traditional chat up style is to get one of the waiters to hand Mario's card to the trollop in question and he collects them in his Bentley after finishing his spaghetti bolognese. He gets through local slappers very quickly though, has paid for at least three of them to have boob jobs and is a complete hat stand.

 

[El Presidente]

Hasn't he collected something like 100 parking tickets in his brief spell in Manchester?

I love that woolly hat!

Far more than 100!

 

[Chamberpot]

He is so funny, great for the game.

 

[Mr Smggles]

I heard a story about how he was coming out of training on a weekday to be greeted by a mum and son who wanted autographs. He asked them why the son wasn't in school and they said he was being bullied really badly. Mario proceeded to ask the kid and mum to jump in his car and he went with them to confront the bullies there and then.

I have always love balotelli from the moment he arrived at City, he's just quite different, brings a bit of fresh air.

 

[cloud]

Hasn't he collected something like 100 parking tickets in his brief spell in Manchester?

 

[Brightonfan1983]

From today's Fiver -

"I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family" - Girlfriends. It's impossible not to like Mario Balotelli, isn't it?

Not impossible but there is a bonkers-appeal.

 

[Gus is god]

From today's Fiver -

"I don't care what people say about me. I am focused on my football, my manager, girlfriends and my family" - Girlfriends. It's impossible not to like Mario Balotelli, isn't it?

Not impossible but there is a bonkers-appeal.

Haha brilliant

 

[pishhead]

Brilliant character, something very Gazza about him, absolutely bonkers. I'm not sure if he has a fishing rod though?

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

Nice

 

[Brightonfan1983]

BBC Sport - Mario Balotelli backs fireworks safety campaign

The PR chap who thought of this is a genius!

 

[dwayne]

Mario is always at San Carlo's (the restaurant in the background in the picture). His traditional chat up style is to get one of the waiters to hand Mario's card to the trollop in question and he collects them in his Bentley after finishing his spaghetti bolognese. He gets through local slappers very quickly though, has paid for at least three of them to have boob jobs and is a complete hat stand.

Hmmm I'd probably do the same if I had his money!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Hmmm I'd probably do the same if I had his money!!

Really? Manchester is an awful long way, for a pizza.

 

[stss30]

Thought I'd share this little gem with everyone



Such a pointless interview

 

[BHAryan]

LADOTELLI strikes again. Reports ages ago in the sun that he bought a designer jacket in manchester and his change was well over £100 and said give it to the next person in line.