[Albion] A weekend in bed with Kelly Brook or a Brighton win

[Stat Brother]

Take her doggy so you can both watch the live stream?

That's very sweet of you, she'll need something to keep herself amused.



#21stCenturyMan.

 

[knocky1]

I would possibly miss a Brighton FA Cup Final to throw Kylie around for an afternoon. My all-time "if you could, who would it be.." answer to 'that question'

You may have to help with his campaign leaflets afterwards.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

I'd take a weekend in bed with the England No 4. Sorry boys, who's Kelly Brook?

This is Kelly Brook. She is carrying a little more timber these days.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

This is Kelly Brook. She is carrying a little more timber these days.
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No, not my type. However, who actually is Kelly Brook?

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

No, not my type. However, who actually is Kelly Brook?

She used to be a model, dabbled as an actress and I think these days she has a radio show on heart. In her private life she has always seemed unlucky in love and I’ve no idea who she’s currently with or indeed if she’s dating anyone. I think I’ve exhausted my KB knowledge.

 

[METALMICKY]

Lardy and gives no indication that she's a dirty bag of spanners who could show you a few tricks. So it's a big No from me.

Now Kate Beckinsale might be another matter

 

[Me and my Monkey]

She used to be a model, dabbled as an actress and I think these days she has a radio show on heart. In her private life she has always seemed unlucky in love and I’ve no idea who she’s currently with or indeed if she’s dating anyone. I think I’ve exhausted my KB knowledge.

Not the thinking man's totty, then. As for the England No 4, however, very much the discerning ladies' totty.

 

[The_Viper]

Brighton win, could name a few alternatives that get a different answer but this one? Easy BHA win.

 

[LamieRobertson]

To make you feel old, Kelly Brook is 40 this month.

For some of us that’s quite young

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Kelly Brook seems as thick as a whale omelette, but she's got lovely curves. Womanly.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Still in her prime as far as I'm concerned and has had plenty of time to learn some extra dirty tricks that she may not have carried out at a younger age.

What's that, actually getting a proper fvcking job

 

[Hugo Rune]

For some of us that’s quite young

Not for me!

Brighton to win & Brook can bed a double cocked, six fingered fellow from Norwich for all I care!

 

[Two Professors]

Not worth a second go.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

She does have a lovely labia.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Lardy and gives no indication that she's a dirty bag of spanners who could show you a few tricks. So it's a big No from me.

Now Kate Beckinsale might be another matter

How about a Emily Atack with her make up and Inbetweeners school uniform on.

 

[Wardy's twin]

She does have a lovely labia.

 

[Recidivist]

Let’s face it. Scoring with Kelly Brook would be a whole lot more satisfying than seeing Brighton win.... you’ll see our team win many games playing the way we are at present but a weekend playing with Kelly! drool....

P.s. I’ve met her (many years ago admittedly). She was stunning then and I don’t care if she’s a little curvier now.


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[Kalimantan Gull]

Oh well, Brighton win it was. Kelly will have to wait

 

[Hampster Gull]

Clearly no one took up the offer

 

[dazzer6666]

Not quite what she was....but then again, neither are the rest of us. Imagine the weekend in bed would include a few deliveroo orders. Sounds alright to me [emoji106][emoji3]