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A True Story..funny As Fook Un'all!!



Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
A young man called Fergus wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart
Ciara as they had not been together for very long and he wanted to
surprise
her.
After careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike
the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Accompanied by his sister he went to Arnotts and bought a dainty pair of
white gloves.
The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself at the same time.
During
the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items and the sister
got
the gloves and Ciara got the panties.
Without checking the contents Fergus sealed the package (with a kiss)and
sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: Dear Ciara, I
chose
these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any
when we
go out in the evening.
If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with
the
buttons, but she wears shortones that are easier to remove. These are a
delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair that
she
had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at
all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart even
though
they were a little tight on her.
She also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny,
in
fact she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them. I
wish
I were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many
other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When
you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them away as
they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
times
my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope that you will wear
them for me on Friday night."
All my love Fergus
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."
 






Withnail

Member
Jan 16, 2004
919
Lincoln
Where's the true story? Or the funny one?
 


Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
that was
really quite
funny indeed i
laughed
 




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