A thread of gen-oo-ine Cockneys you may meet tomorrow

[Lady Whistledown]

wonder if Tommy's grand dad, mad frankie has had a 'word' with a few of the west ham players.

'Leave my boy alone if you know what's good for your son. A few goals from him and everybody'll be happy. Nuff said'.

"They were good old boys, them Krays and Frasers yer know. They only 'armed their own"

 

[Rusco]

Why ? aren't they gen-you-ine cockerneys ??

What the red crosses that Wookie's trying to post?

 

[London Irish]

Hey man! I'm, like, forever blowing bubbles!

 

[Beach Hut]

Cockney Rejects ?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

cockneys are RUBBISH aren't they

 

[Titanic]

What the red crosses that Wookie's trying to post?

I can SEE pictures... Cass Pennant.

 

[Rusco]

I can SEE pictures... Cass Pennant.

Well I can't, just little red crosses in boxes

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

What about me? I was born within the sounds of Bow Bells!

In Upper Holloway, about a quarter of a mile from where Dick Whittington heard the bells.

Except I won't be going. I'm not a real fan

At least I hit the right thread this time!

 

[Zamora For England]

#1 West Ham fan.

 

[watsongooal]

Biggest Cockney of em all

 

[Buzzer]

Shut it you slaaaaag!

And not forgetting Tommy's Dad:

No, no and no.

1st off, it's his grandson innit?

2nd off, he's a sahf Lahnden boy. Them Richardsons were sahf and West London gangsters. Far classier than those Kray muppets.

 

[Goodfella]

Would you Adam and Eve it? Read how Jesus feeds five thousand geezers with just five loaves of Uncle Fred and two Lilian Gish. Or how Noah built a bloomin’ massive nanny.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Michael Jackson may not be a real cock-er-nee

but he was forever, ahem...BLOWING BUBBLES