A thread of Alan Partridge

[Lady Whistledown]

Been done a few times on here I'm sure, but frankly, for my money, you can never have enough of BBC Norwich's finest.

Post some quality Partridgisms here, by way of tribute to tomorrow's visitors.

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[mcshane in the 79th]

"Smell my cheese you Mother"

 

[houlio]

"Smell my cheese you Mother"

ders more to ireland dan dis!

 

[Simster]

Alan: Now! You are a celebrity, you're France's second best racing driver, you get interviewed all the time... D'ya get bored of the same old questions...?
Michel: Yes, that's very true, there's nothing worse than, err, an interviewer who cannot be bothered to find an interesting angle...
Alan: Yeah, I can imagine. When did you first want to be a racing driver?
Michel: Yes! Exactly!

Alan: Yes... yes, exactly WHEN?

 

[houlio]

Hes got a foot like a traction engine

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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[WATFORD zero]

Lynne's Face
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[Badger]

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, DAAAAAN

 

[houlio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p5I-7Qi31o

 

[Badger]

Kiss my face

 

[Playing On The Grit]

'Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you just think 'Sunday, bloody Sunday!'.

And this from The Day Today

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[houlio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SuR8hTGMI

 

[magoo]

Kiss my face!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is that a granite worksurface?

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[Carrot Cruncher]

"I was wrong to say spine in a bap"
"Well there you go, that's a start."
"I should've said bagette."

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

"Text?"

 

[alan partridge]

Nice array of pasties

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song. "

 

[DerbyGull]

MURDERER!! You killed my son.


hahahaha

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Alan Oh, yeah. I like all the bands. I've got a broad taste, you know. From the Britpop bands like UB40, Def Leppard, right back to classic rock, like Wings.

Ben Who's Wings?

Alan They're only the band the Beatles could have been.

Ben I love the Beatles.

Alan Yeah, so do I.

Ben What's your favourite Beatles album then?

Alan Tough one. I think I'd have to say The Best of the Beatles.