A thread full of useless facts

[The Large One]

Junctions 1-6 of the M23 don't exist.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Jellyfish die as soon as they come into contact with ice cream

 

[Trufflehound]

In Victorian England there .... according to Queen Victoria, no lesbians .

That'll explain why she spent so much of her time up in Scotland.

 

[robbied69]

A royal mail van delivering a declaration of war is the only vehicle barring the emergency services that can go straight through a red light.

 

[tedebear]

A royal mail van delivering a declaration of war is the only vehicle barring the emergency services that can go straight through a red light.

really? wow - thats a cool useless fact!!

 

[Titanic]

really? wow - thats a cool useless fact!!

and like most cool useless facts it is untrue!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

A royal mail van delivering a declaration of war is the only vehicle barring the emergency services that can go straight through a red light.

It would probaly never get there,or be left with a neighbour.

 

[Easy 10]

Well I think barring the emergency services is wholly irresponsible.

 

[Everest]

What if they send the declaration by motorbike instead of by van? Do they have to stop at red lights?

What if they email it? Can a van go through a red light anyway?

 

[robbied69]

May sound strange but it is totally truthful, otherwise those 3 girls who I was playing with on holiday ended up half stripping me for nothing then.

 

[Billy the Fish]

May sound strange but it is totally truthful, otherwise those 3 girls who I was playing with on holiday ended up half stripping me for nothing then.

Is it just me or does that sound a bit dodgy, in a gary glitter sort of way?

Hungarians are notoriously disorganised

 

[Trufflehound]

Despite what Blackadder claimed, the Germans DO have a word for "fluffy". It is "flaumig"...

 

[zefarelly]

Lotus twin cam and ford precrossflow engines are notorious for suffering from oil surge in long right hand corners

nothing a few baffles and a crank scraper can't cure though

 

[The Large One]

I got shat on by a seagull for the first time today.

 

[Hampden Park]

i thought i loved you but i only wanted a shit

 

[Billy the Fish]

Berwick Ranges FC play in the Scottish league but the town is actually in England.
Berwick was at war with Russia untill 1966

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

 

[Trufflehound]

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

What if you're trying to say "once" and you have a lisp?

"Wunth"

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

 

[NMH]

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Chrystal pal#@ce supporters are a bunch of pikey CUNTH