A thread full of useless facts

[Billy the Fish]

Rhinos can run at approximately 40kph in a straight line. If you are being chased by a rhino you should keep changing direction as they do not turn very well. Remember this and you might just lose the bugger

 

[Publius Ovidius]

You cant lick your own ears

 

[The Large One]

Rhinos can run at approximately 40kph in a straight line. If you are being chased by a rhino you should keep changing direction as they do not turn very well. Remember this and you might just lose the bugger

Ditto running from a crocodile as well. But they can't run very fast. Like Tank.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Crows like the taste of windscreen wiper blades.

 

[CHAPPERS]

If you are on the White Cliffs of Dover facing east you are at the highest point you would reach until the Caucasus mountains.

 

[bhaexpress]

You cant lick your own ears

Wrong ! You can if you cut them off.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

You can't touch the moon from the earth by standing on tip-toes.

 

[surrey jim]

Wrong ! You can if you cut them off.

The oldest word in the English language is town. FACT

 

[Publius Ovidius]

The oldest word in the English language is town. FACT

I beg to differ, Chester surely?

 

[Parson Henry]

You cant lick your own ears

is that whilst standing still or whilst zig-zagging with a charging Rhino behind you?

 

[Parson Henry]

I beg to differ, Chester surely?

Bolleuax its St Albans,,,,

 

[The Large One]

If you draw a straight line from London to Sydney, it initially follows an East-North-Easterly path.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Bolleuax its St Albans,,,,

LOL


I meant Chester as in teh word Chester ( castle) not the town.

 

[Easy 10]

If you spill gloss paint on your carpet but manager to douse it in vinegar within a minute, then you'll have a f***ing awful mess that stinks to high heaven.

 

[The Large One]

If you spill gloss paint on your carpet but manager to douse it in vinegar within a minute, then you'll have a f***ing awful mess that stinks to high heaven.

Nerr. That's a USEFUL fact. Wrong thread.

 

[Trufflehound]

When did English become "English", as opposed to Old Norse, Anglo Saxon, or whatever? Was there an official launch party?

 

[tedebear]

its very windy today

 

[Eggmundo]

Loofahs do not come from the sea, they grow on trees.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Edward The Confessor encouraged the court to ditch French and speak a form of language we now call English.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Flies do not turn into wasps if you feed them chilli.