A thread full of positive vibes as to why England is better than France

[Badger]

A typically English public toilet:

A typically French public toilet:

I think that's safely an English win!

Don't forget that you are greeted with the French public toilet after handing over 50 Euro cents.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Yes, you really nailed the ability we have to express ourselves with that sentence!

Crap!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

We never surrended to the Germans!

 

[Giraffe]

Pancake v Crepe

A good old traditional English pancake v some loved up god knows what is in piece of crap.

Another win for England

 

[Norman Potting]

Music

Dr Feelgood v Sacha Distel

No contest.

In his defence Sacha was a jazz guitarist of some repute before becoming a crooner. No comparision to Wilko though. Who has ever heard a Johnny Halliday record?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

nothing wrong with escargot!!

Their wine has gone off in recent years with the emergence of wines from the Empire, ie New Zealand, Australia and South Africa.

and let's not overlook the emergence of English wine. We are making a bit of a name for ourselves especially with the sparkling variety. I know most of you think I hate everything English, but it is not true as I like our fizzy wine. It's a shame Nytimber is Dutch owned but I think Sussex's very own Ridgeview is still English. And when the grapes have evolved a bit more, say 10 years time, it will be even better.

 

[User removed 4]

The cross of St George has a white background with a red cross.
The Flag of France has a white background only.

The Red and Blue parts are on with velcro in case of emergencies !! I bought a french army rifle on ebay last week................it's never been fired and only dropped once

 

[Woodchip]

and let's not overlook the emergence of English wine. We are making a bit of a name for ourselves especially with the sparkling variety. I know most of you think I hate everything English, but it is not true as I like our fizzy wine. It's a shame Nytimber is Dutch owned but I think Sussex's very own Ridgeview is still English. And when the grapes have evolved a bit more, say 10 years time, it will be even better.

Rathfinny Farm is hoping to start bottling and selling for 2014 as well. A wine grown from the heart of Sussex (Alfriston).

 

[madinthehead]

three lions against frogs.. A mauling waiting to happen.

 

[Bold Seagull]

We never surrended to the Germans!

No, but our entire army legged it, and managed to get back over the channel in anything that floated!

 

[W.C.]

a thread full of positive vibes.....and it's almost all about war!

Brilliant. Hope we stuff them at football though.

 

[Giraffe]

No, but our entire army legged it, and managed to get back over the channel in anything that floated!

And then went back and kicked the germans out of their country.

Petite pois v proper peas

The English win again!!!

 

[Woodchip]

British Bulldog vs French Poodle?!?!

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Petite pois v proper peas

The English win again!!!

Sorry, but that's an own goal there. Petite Pois all the way.

 

[W.C.]

Sorry, but that's an own goal there. Petite Pois all the way.

Frogs legs are nice too.

 

[Triggaaar]

We've still got our royal family, they murdered theirs

 

[Simster]

Sorry, but that's an own goal there. Petite Pois all the way.

We've still got our royal family, they murdered theirs

And another one.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

We've still got our royal family, they murdered theirs

Wrong way round mate, it's things ENGLAND do better than the French.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Peugeot Citroen and Renault vs Aston Martin McLaren and Morgan