A thread full of LIGHT BULB jokes...

[pasty]

How many NSC'ers does it take to change a light bulb. 500, 1 to do it and the rest to endlessly drone on about how it could have been done better, cheaper and with more flare.

501 surely. 1 to do it and the rest to endlessly drone on about how it could have been done better, cheaper and with more flare, plus 1 pedant to point out the correct spelling of flair

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

 

[SussexHoop]

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?

f*** off. I don't do lights !

 

[Lord Bracknell]

501 surely. 1 to do it and the rest to endlessly drone on about how it could have been done better, cheaper and with more flare, plus 1 pedant to point out the correct spelling of flair

I think you'll find that "flare" is a perfectly acceptable spelling - and one that transforms the original joke into something rather better than the one you have chosen to criticise from your own position of pedantry.






















How am I doing?

 

[fatbadger]

How many Leon Knights does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one - he holds it still while the whole world revolves around him.

 

[OzMike]

How does a blind man change a light bulb?


He keeps the receipt!

 

[Seagullible]

How many men does it take to change a kitchen lightbulb?

none, the bitch can work in the dark

 

[Seagullible]

How does Charley from BB change a lightbulb?
Holds on and waits for the world to revolve around her

damn, just saw the leon knight one