A thread full of birds...

[Lady Whistledown]

Marlon Kingfisher

Chris Wood-pecker

 

[Two Professors]

I see Chicko has signed for the Swans

 

[Sussex Nomad]

David Peckham

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

Robin Banks. Well he is doing "bird" for living up to his name.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Jay (Jason) Roberts

 

[Manx Shearwater]

I've also overheard people refer to Glenn Murray as a Great Big Bustard.

Does that count?