A thread full of Bellotti and Archer songs

[Billy the Fish]

He shot his cum
Up bill archers bum
bellotti, bellotti

 

[Superphil]

Bellotti is a Wanker
Bellotti is a Wanker
Bellotti is a Wanker

 

[Woodchip]

Stanley Archer
Is A Wanker,
Is A Wanker!!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

You're scum!
And your wife's a slag!

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

He's had your wife, he's had your wife
Fowler's had your wife

was a good one.

Although the best one ever was sung by some Rochdale fans, about Jason Peake, whom they hated, to the tune of "Let's all have a disco":

Archer's bumming Peakey!
Archer's bumming Peakey!

 

[jonny.rainbow]

And it's David Bellotti,
David Bellotti MP,
He's by far the biggest ****,
The world has ever seen.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Build a Bonfire
Build a Bonfire
Put Bellotti on the top
Put Bill Archer in the middle
and we burn the f***ing lot

Hire a hitman, hire a hitman
shoot Bellotti in the head
shoot Bill Archer in the stomach
and now they're both f***ing DEAD!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

And it's David Bellotti,
David Bellotti MP,
He's by far the biggest WANKER The world has ever seen.

 

[Woodchip]

Stanley Archer
Is A Wanker,
Is A Wanker!!

I fear I may have Stanley Fletcher and Bill Archer mixed up.

 

[pasty]

Give us a B
Give us an E
Give us an L
Give us an L
Give us an O
Give us a T
Give us a T
Give us an I


What have got

WANKER
WANKER

(c) Fans Utd Day

 

[Trufflehound]

"Nazi Punks... f*** Off!"

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

"Nazi Punks... f*** Off!"

Mr Boucher always picked a good fight. Glad he was on our side.