A thread about that weird and wonderful species called Women

[tedebear]

ah shucks, i was gonna make my next move with fine wines and belgian chocolates

skip the chocolates and you'd be fine!!

 

[GUNTER]

Women are STRANGE!

 

[Trufflehound]

Women are STRANGE!

People are strange.
When you're a stranger.

 

[Easy 10]

A stranger is just a friend you havn't met yet.



*vomits copiously*

 

[Trufflehound]

A stranger is just a friend you havn't met yet.

A friend is just a stranger who wants something from you.

 

[Hampden Park]

a close friend is a stranger that pretends to know you then pinches your wallet

 

[Yoda]

skip the chocolates and you'd be fine!!

What about chocolate body paint?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I like women. I do find them difficult to underdstand though. Particularly the women I met over the last few days in Bratislava.

 

[Les Biehn]

I like women. Especially their boobies.

 

[Trufflehound]

What about chocolate body paint?

Chocolate body paint is rank. Better to use nutella.

 

[Sheebo]

i like woman. my woman makes me happy...

1066 - i take back the time i said to u no one likes u on here cause reading the comments ur clearly very very popular int ya mate

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Chocolate body paint is rank. Better to use nutella.

or even better Baileys Haagan Daaz.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I like women. I do find them difficult to underdstand though. Particularly the women I met over the last few days in Bratislava.

You really should avoid those sorts of bars....

 

[Lokki 7]

A stranger is just a friend you havn't met yet.

Followed by, "would you like to see some puppies?"

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Followed by, "would you like to see some puppies?"

or "do you like my scarf?"

 

[Hampden Park]

Followed by, "would you like to see some puppies?"

have you had the *cough* injections or the *cough* implants lokki ?

 

[Lokki 7]

have you had the *cough* injections or the *cough* implants lokki ?

Listen pal, these lips and tits are all natural.

 

[Lokki 7]

or "do you like my scarf?"

 

[Hampden Park]

replies in a deep deep manly voice 'ok darlin'

 

[Sheebo]

jog on