A song for bozza

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

What with our game probably going live globaly ( except here ) can the good folk of NSC come up with a short but catchy song that we can sing at the game tomorrow in homage to our illustrious leader. Perhaps incorporating his diy skills and his penchant for fruit based electrical products.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

to the tune of Delilah

i , i , i , iBozza

 

[Deleted member 2719]

to the tune of Delilah

i , i , i , iBozza

 

[withdeanwombat]

Bozza,Bozza Bozza,

NSC rozzer,

In the Albion world.

 

[Biffer]

This is just too easy. When binge rhymes with ginge, wedgie rhymes with veggie and whinger rhymes with ginger it's not even difficult.
Seriously, gingerist veggie jokes are racist. Racist to Bristolians with issues so stop it. Now.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

A song for Bozza but not one for Hitony, sam86, Titanic, HKFC or any other mods? Seems discriminatory to me.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

This is just too easy. When binge rhymes with ginge, wedgie rhymes with veggie and whinger rhymes with ginger it's not even difficult.
Seriously, gingerist veggie jokes are racist. Racist to Bristolians with issues so stop it. Now.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

A song for Bozza but not one for Hitony, sam86, Titanic, HKFC or any other mods? Seems discriminatory to me.

You have come up with the title without knowing - Bozza and the mods, quite catchy.

 

[Gazwag]

Posh spice is a slapper
She charges like a prosser
And after she's shagged Beckham
She gives a BOGOF to Bozza

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Posh spice is a slapper
She charges like a prosser
And after she's shagged Beckham
She gives a BOGOF to Bozza[/QUOTE:

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Bozza is our leader
He runs this crazy site.
But when it comes to DIY
He dosn't give a shite

 

[seagullondon]

Bozza the Albion Man
He lives in a Caravan
He supports the seagulls
He bans lots of eagles
He's Bozza the Albion man

(to the tune of popeye the sailor man)

 

[pasty]

A song for Bozza but not one for Hitony, sam86, Titanic, HKFC or any other mods? Seems discriminatory to me.

Posh spice is a slapper
Her husband is so pony
So when she's shagging Beckham
Shes thinking of Hitony

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She really loves big dicks
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Sam86

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes her sex so manic
So when shes shagging Beckham
Shes thinking of Titanic

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it on her knees
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks HKFC

Next?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her husband is so pony
So when she's shagging Beckham
Shes thinking of Hitony

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She really loves big dicks
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Sam86

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes her sex so manic
So when shes shagging Beckham
Shes thinking of Titanic

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it on her knees
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks HKFC

Next?

Masterful..

 

[Kumquat]

Posh spice is a slapper
Her husband is so pony
So when she's shagging Beckham
Shes thinking of Hitony

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She really loves big dicks
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Sam86

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes her sex so manic
So when shes shagging Beckham
Shes thinking of Titanic

Oooooohhhhhh.......

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes it on her knees
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks HKFC

Next?

Your girlfriend's like mine isn't she? In the toilet. Sobbing.

 

[pasty]

Your girlfriend's like mine isn't she? In the toilet. Sobbing.

Free pass tonight, overnight stay at her sisters in Purley, so home alone. I "might possibly" have been in the pub all night! Looking forward to having a major dump with the bathroom door wide open in the morning.

 

[Kumquat]

"Might possibly"!!!! HE HE HE. There's no might or possibly in my case.My girlfriend is at home with me and I am right now sitting on the toilet having that dump. And my girlfriend is yards away. Sobbing.Wouldn't call it a free pass myself but at the very
least i'll have shed my load.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Next?

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a furtive grapple...

Not sure how to make it scan though.