A Questions about two birds I know

[Northstander]

All of her, Olive skinned, long dark flowing hair and sexy as fook! Very superficial I know...but Im like a kiddie in a sweetshop with her

Sensibly, I should stay with the girl who has strong feeling s for me whom I like, but doesnt have the same body!

 

[Trufflehound]

Which part of her looks like a Brazilian?

She has Ronaldo's teeth.

 

[smudge]

Both, obviously.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Who's the dirtier of the Two?,surely the filthpot should win the prize.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

First girl. The second WILL leave you after a couple of months when someone better looking and better off comes along

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Nice one!

Pictures to follow....to be fair I think Im gonna go for the hot Brazilian looking one....

I once shagged a bird that looked like Zico.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Kill them both and rape their rotten corpses until the maggots get annoyed.

 

[Man of Harveys]

First girl. The second WILL leave you after a couple of months when someone better looking and better off comes along

Correct. London girls don't care about ANYTHING other than MONEY.

 

[tedebear]

Correct. London girls don't care about ANYTHING other than MONEY.

Shuuuuut uppppppppppppp!

London girls don't care about anything other than themselves (and then money) ...

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Shuuuuut uppppppppppppp!

London girls don't care about anything other than themselves (and then money) ...

some people sing about deutchy girls and girls from california
they mite be alrite for a nite alrite, but dont trust them i warn ya
i've been to the east and i've been out west and i been all the world around
but i aint seen none come anywhere near the girls from london town

(chorus)
give me a london girl everytime,
i've gotta find one i've made up my mind
give me a london girl everytime,
i want a london girl

marry a girl from london town, and you know you can trust 'em
they'll darn your socks and wash and mend, your trousers if you bust 'em
there all good cooks and they got good looks and they wont leave you a dance
i'm gonna find a london girl, if i get half a chance

Chorus

london girls are the best in the world, there aint no doubt about it
if you cant find a girl from london town, your better off doing without it
they dont create when you come home late and your crawling up the passage floor
and they wont muck about, when you've gone out with the geezer from the house nextdoor

chours

if you ever go down to london town, your legs will turn to jelly
cos the girls down there i swear are just like models off the telly
but they dont need no make up, they look good as they are
and they've always got a pound to buy a round
when its their turn at the bar

chorus

 

[captainmorganrum]

Kill them both and rape their rotten corpses until the maggots get annoyed.

I hate it when the maggots get into my japs eye.
Takes ages to get the little buggers out again.

 

[desprateseagull]

why ask them both along for an 'interview'.. in your pants!

 

[Northstander]

 

[7:18]

are you home yet?

 

[Yoda]

are you home yet?

I was about to ask that.

 

[7:18]

 

[Northstander]

not yet....

 

[B.M.F]

not yet....

Tease

 

[Northstander]

More than likely will have to bounce Saturday am for the final decision, Im off boozing in Manchester at 8pm when I get away from this place!

It'll be worth the wait!

 

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Kill them both and rape their rotten corpses until the maggots get annoyed.

Pictures?