A list of people representing WORSE value for money than Peter Storrie

[Simster]

I'd be quite impressed if NSC could list more than 5 people. Really he's a f***ing disaster isn't he, and he's on over £1m a year apparently.

Here's my effort:
Peter Risdale
erm, that's it. I'll have to come back to this.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Ken Brown

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Bob Crow

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

That Rooney escort tart.

£1200 a night?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Ken Brown

I'm not convinced this man exists.

 

[Curious Orange]

David Bellotti (c*nt)

 

[Art Vs Science]

Bob Crow

This by a long way, absolute idiot and hooligan. and yes, i would say that to his face

 

[Simster]

Ken Brown

I was tempted by that option, but suspect he's on a good deal less than £1m a year and probably hasn't sanctioned the purchase of several multi million pound player contracts that even a simpleton could see would probably bankrupt the club. In addition, he's had little to do with failing to deliver a pie in the sky stadium either. Unlike Storrie.

 

[Simster]

Bob Crow

Surely doesn't make the list. He seems to do a reasonable enough job for his members, who actually voted him in. He is not answerable to anyone else.

 

[Simster]

That Rooney escort tart.

£1200 a night?

Well, he went back for more, time and again. And obviously we haven't had a turn on her to properly determine whether £1200 was good value.

She's really not in the same sphere of WASTE as Peter Storrie, surely?

 

[Stoo82]

Surely doesn't make the list. He seems to do a reasonable enough job for his members, who actually voted him in. He is not answerable to anyone else.

What about the lives he fucks up who don't get to vote him in?

 

[Art Vs Science]

People voted him in, that speaks volumes.

 

[Simster]

What about the lives he fucks up who don't get to vote him in?

But it's all about his paymasters. And they like him sufficiently to vote him in. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

In the same way, although I'm chuckling heartily at Storrie's incompetence, that doesn't make him good value.

Maybe his union has too much power, but every single government for the past 50 years has been too gutless to reel them in. But this is a subject for another thread.

 

[Wilka]

Kieron Dyer at West Ham at £500,000 per apperance so far.

 

[Simster]

Kieron Dyer at West Ham at £500,000 per apperance so far.

Good shout.

And of course Winston Bogarde at Chelsea. £40k a week for two years, and about 2 appearances. Lovely stuff.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Good shout.

And of course Winston Bogarde at Chelsea. £40k a week for two years, and about 2 appearances. Lovely stuff.

To me, he looked like a black Patrick Swayze, making him worth every penny. I liked to dream of him plucking tender, but legally ageful teens from their uninspiring homes and teaching them how to f***ing dance, and fall in love, and learn of the hard side of life, rejection and dropped melons attached. he'd also come back from the dead no doubt and make love to one of his former wives whilst making an ashtray or something, his first time in pottery class and all.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Cappello.

£6million a year for what? I'm not going to go over old ground, but suffice it to say Walcott, Hart and Adam Johnson have gone from being non-starters to 3 of England's best players in, literally, days.

 

[The Large One]

Ken Bates

 

[Del Boy]

Yaya Toure - £200,000 a WEEK.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Good shout.

And of course Winston Bogarde at Chelsea. £40k a week for two years, and about 2 appearances. Lovely stuff.

It was four years and four starts. Apparently he was a model professional and trained well, but showed no inclination to move on (surprisingly).

Take your point about Bob Crow.