A Koala is not a Bear.

[Lord Bracknell]

Chrystal Palace is a dump, not a palace.

 

[Icy Gull]

A hot dog is only truely what it says on the tin in Korea

 

[defrocked priest]

Chrystal Palace is a dump, not a palace.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

and whats White Chocolate? is that some obscure criteria or EU dictate to what qualifies as chocolate?

White chocolate is to keep the racists happy.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

White chocolate is to keep the racists happy.

It's more to do with the fact that technically it doesn't have any cocoa in it, therefore isn't actually chocolate.

 

[beorhthelm]

It's more to do with the fact that technically it doesn't have any cocoa in it, therefore isn't actually chocolate.

the Green & Blacks in the cupboard would beg to differ, claiming 30% Cocoa

 

[defrocked priest]

Is not blue, it's actually golden.

 

[pasty]

A hoover is not a hoover, it's a vacuum cleaner. In fact, there is no such thing on earth as "a hoover".

 

[questier]

Hoover is just a particular brand name, its like a public announcement system being called a tannoy

 

[footychick]

I am not a lesbian!

 

[Notters]

Who ever suggested that an Avocado was a Pear??

That doesn't make any sense.

A quad bike is not a bike. The name doesn't make any sense

They're called avocado pears.

 

[defrocked priest]

I am not a lesbian!

I am.

 

[Winker]

'The Honorable Gentleman' - is a lying thieving scumbag.

 

[Taybha]

Brians wife was not infact called brian

 

[Simster]

Contrary to belief of their own fans, Portsmouth are not in fact, a massive club.

 

[Taybha]

I am not a lesbian!

great news for mr footy

 

[Billy the Fish]

I'm not spartacus

 

[defrocked priest]

great news for mr footy

or bad news depending on your angle.

remember.

your the blue one.

 

[algie]

The BNP are not racist.

 

[Everest]

It's not salmon, it's PINK