A Koala is not a Bear.

[dougdeep]

An Avocado is not a pear.
A Banana is not a fruit.
White Chocolate isn't in fact Chocolate at all.

Any more?

 

[Stoo82]

a Peanut isn't in fact nut at all. Its a Pea.

 

[clapham_gull]

A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Doughnuts aren't nuts.

The Champions League doesn't entirely consist of teams who are league champions.

 

[beorhthelm]

ok... if a Banana is not a fruit, what is it?

and whats White Chocolate? is that some obscure criteria or EU dictate to what qualifies as chocolate?

 

[Titanic]

I believe a banana is a berry.

 

[dougdeep]

A Panda isn't a sodding bear either!!!!

 

[clapham_gull]

I think a banana is a berry.

It's technically a fruit, but a rubbish one.

It has seeds, but there are sterile.

 

[wolfie]

A banana is a herb
Pencil lead is not lead

 

[clapham_gull]

A banana is a herb
Pencil lead is not lead

The plant is a herb, the fruit are fruit but rubbish ones.

 

[Bluejuice]

Who ever suggested that an Avocado was a Pear??

That doesn't make any sense.

A quad bike is not a bike. The name doesn't make any sense

 

[Brovion]

Despite his name Winston Churchill was actually white.

 

[defrocked priest]

is not toothpaste.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

An Avocado is not a pear.

An avocado is a sweet, isn't it?

 

[Taybha]

a bombay duck is a fish

 

[surrey jim]

A Panda isn't a sodding bear either!!!!

Its a Fiat

 

[Bwian]

is not toothpaste.

Now I know why my gums have shrunk...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Adam Virgo is, in fact, an Aquarius.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

barry white was black

 

[Everest]

Adam Virgo is, in fact, an Aquarius.

and Nwanko Kanu is in fact a...

oh

 

[Icy Gull]

A near miss is in fact a near hit