A key Friday debate. What is your favourite BUTTON to PUSH.

[Mellotron]

I quite like the PREMATURE RELEASE button on a toater.

It kind of demonstrates to the bread that I can be CRAZY when I want.

"Yeah, sure, I said I wanted you toasted on setting 5, and yeah, I know you're not there yet, but I'm going to FORCE you to pop up."

I see it more as a "Yes, you ARE the toaster, but actually I don't trust you to do YOUR job properly. I'LL decide when the toast's done, not YOU."

 

[Hillian1]

I see it more as a "Yes, you ARE the toaster, but actually I don't trust you to do YOUR job properly. I'LL decide when the toast's done, not YOU."

I tend to just PULL the handle up using sufficient force to get the toaster to rise off the worktop a few mm's, that normally shows it who's in charge.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I tend to just PULL the handle up using sufficient force to get the toaster to rise off the worktop a few mm's, that normally shows it who's in charge.

But the button on mine GLOWS red for DANGER.

It's basically DARING me to push it. No one can resist.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

the open button on a southern train door, as it means the fucker has finally turned up.

The open button on a southern train door, as it means i can get off the fucker.

this

 

[pasty]

Can I have two buttons please? The "5" and the "1" on my tv remote so I can change to SSN whenever Mrs P wants to watch shit like Super Size v Super Skinny, Towie, Embarassing bodies, Secret shoppers etc etc

 

[Tom Bombadil]

My partner has a little button i like to press. Sometimes i like to press it with my finger, sometimes i like to press it with my tongue. And sometimes i like to lie back and watch her press it herself

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I quite like the power button on my surround sound.

I would say I ONLY put it on for MOVIES and SPORT. So by me pushing that big button it means I'm saying "Come on loads (to all the entertainment technology), now's the time we ALL work together to make these next 2 hours bloody BRILLIANT."

 

[Max Paper]

The flush button on the toilet after a good long slog. A job well done.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Does anyone have a CAR with an IGNITION button?

I bet that feels GREAT.

 

[happypig]

My partner has a little button i like to press. Sometimes i like to press it with my finger, sometimes i like to press it with my tongue. And sometimes i like to lie back and watch her press it herself

And when you're out, Abdul and I come round and take turns at pressing it.