A funny one from those North of the Border

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Having lived in Scotland for nigh on 30 years I still at times laugh at some of their humour, mostly out of some sense of smugness, I must add. This is good however:

Under the heading

England Line Up against Slovenia

TNBA

TTF

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Did you hear Frank Skinner on Desert Island Discs.

Kirsty Wark (the noo) was talking about Three Lions. Frank said "I did write a Scottish football song once". "Really ?" says Wark - clearly interested. "Yes" said Frank "Three Games".

A moments silence - then the realisation she had walked straight into that one.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Having lived in Scotland for nigh on 30 years I still at times laugh at some of their humour, mostly out of some sense of smugness, I must add. This is good however:

Under the heading

England Line Up against Slovenia

TNBA

TTF

that would be awful, i mean, Heskey would be wasted at left back

 

[Gwylan]

that would be awful, i mean, Heskey would be wasted at left back

On the other hand, Animal could create more havoc than Rooney has managed

 

[sydney]

where the f*** is ELMO....!!!

 

[Common as Mook]

North of the border? Funny? It was probably mocked up by an Englishman.

Oh, any sweaties cite Billy Connelly as an example will just be proving my point!

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

All these have been lifted from B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB

the Scots are too crap to have done anything except make some naff anyone but England T-shirts and then squeal like little pigs when it's pointed out how shit they all are at everything except curling and heroin addiction.

 

[smelly]

My Jock mate just texted me:

"Keep going Agent McHeskey, your work is nearly done"

Had to smile.

Then I burnt his house down.

 

[Scotty Mac]

cant see beakers head shape doing him any favours in the air

 

[Billy in Bristol]

Did you hear Frank Skinner on Desert Island Discs.

Kirsty Wark (the noo) was talking about Three Lions. Frank said "I did write a Scottish football song once". "Really ?" says Wark - clearly interested. "Yes" said Frank "Three Games".

A moments silence - then the realisation she had walked straight into that one.

Kirsty Young? is it not?

 

[Gazwag]

where the f*** is ELMO....!!!

Has John Terry shagged his misses as well