A delicate question but someone might know the answer.

[GingerBeerMan]

Sorry, but who the fook tapes the Jeremy Kyle show?!

This. That's the delicate question I want answering!!!

I was wondering about that.... It's worrying!

TV snobs. JK is such a quality show!

 

[bravohotelalpha]

Sorry, but who the fook tapes the Jeremy Kyle show?!

Unbelievable !!!!!!!

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

It depends whether you've had stitches or not.

I asked the doctor to put an extra 4 in on my wife..............

 

[Nibble]

Watching it is bad enough but taping it to enjoy when you return home from work? I don't know you but if I did I would hate you.

 

[Discodoktor]

TV snobs. JK is such a quality show!

No genuine question surely? Though it did have the added bonus of making lol

 

[StonehamPark]

JK - USA is where it's at.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

you do realise sitting in a dark room wanking over an old copy of razzle doesn't actually count as sex ?

what!?

 

[Wilko]

Surely referring to recording something as TAPING it is as shocking as the act itself. Taping? seriously now.

 

[Lush]

Plenty of siblings around with a 10 month gap between them.

Presumably the dad has ignored the "Don't you ever ever EVER come near me again" that is part and parcel of labour.

 

[El Presidente]

Not being a father myself, is 4 weeks a bit early to be having sex after a birth?

Of course not, after all, what is the arse for?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

No definitive answer, so I'll ask again. Who the f*** watches let alone tapes f***ing Jeremy Kyle? And no I'm not a telly snob,I watch my fair share of crap t.v. I just don't get why people want to air their misery or miserable lives and who would want to watch that shite.
As a judge said in a court case a few years back, the Jeremy Kyle show is the modern day equivalent of bear bating

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

No definitive answer, so I'll ask again. Who the f*** watches let alone tapes f***ing Jeremy Kyle? And no I'm not a telly snob,I watch my fair share of crap t.v. I just don't get why people want to air their misery or miserable lives and who would want to watch that shite.
As a judge said in a court case a few years back, the Jeremy Kyle show is the modern day equivalent of bear bating

Bating bears? Only a brave man would try that. Anywho i reckon the person who tapes Jeremy Kyle is the person waiting for his episode to air.

 

[Peever]

I asked the doctor to put an extra 4 in on my wife..............

Maybe this sex after 4 weeks was just up the back side?

 

[pastafarian]

considering the closest you came to a public school was probably in a taxi can you not rename yourself "chavtwat"

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Sorry, but who the fook tapes the Jeremy Kyle show?!

Exactly....who watches that crap....all those who do ought to be on it.....

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I wouldn't tape it, but Kyle is absorbing viewing. Laughing at thick chavs makes me feel good about myself

 

[hitony]

Of course not, after all, what is the arse for?

Good solid and sound advice from our resident sex expert Dr El Presidente

 

[Woodchip]

Sorry, but who the fook tapes the Jeremy Kyle show?!

My 90+ year old grandparents love it. They watch it for humour value after their afternoon kip.

 

[brunswick]

one can easily stop a split in birth - place your thumb on the perinium and press as the baby comes out. and make sure the women gives birth on all fours.

that was my main concern - not to have a wizards sleeve so take these words of advice. oh, and while your down there, wipe the gunk from the babies nostrils so it can breath (secondary priority).

 

[Barrel of Fun]

... is 4 weeks a bit early to be having sex after a birth?

Yes. At least wait until they are the age of consent.