95 and still gagging for it

[Gazwag]

Man, 95, arrested for kerb-crawling Sep 20 2006


A 95-year-old man has been arrested during a crackdown on kerb-crawlers at a popular seaside resort.

The pensioner was detained by officers after he was seen to pick up a prostitute in Bournemouth, Dorset, but he was let off with a reprimand because of his age.

Inspector Mark Kelly said: "He had been driving around, picked up a girl, took her somewhere nearby and officers intervened as they were getting down to sexual activity.

"They arrested him and brought him in but the custody sergeant felt a reprimand would be most suitable rather than put him through the courts system.

"We felt with his age it was not in the public's interest to proceed any further."

 

[RM-Taylor]

 

[Race]

Dirty old bugger!

 

[Marshy]

Fair play that he's still around let alone getting it up !

 

[Substitute]

what a ledgend

dpes that mean that 95 year olds can commit bank robbery and not be punished?

 

[Scoffers]

How else is he supposed to "get down to sexual activity" at his age !!

 

[Heffle Gull]

We should all be so lucky!!






















Still Driving at 95.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Cracking story. I'm amazed he could find anyone to 'pick up'. Surely he must smell of wee.

 

[Scotty Mac]

 

[Man of Harveys]

Pictures?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I wouldn't like to eye his homemade splint. A pair of ice-lolly staffs barbed adjacently, offering the gift of grating hardness.