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9 types of drinker as id'd by the govt

which catergory are you

  • Depressed

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • De- stress

    Votes: 7 25.0%
  • Rebonding

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Conformist

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • Boredom

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Macho

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hedonistic

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • Community

    Votes: 12 42.9%
  • Border

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    28


Fatboy Quim

Active member
Jan 27, 2005
363
The Nine Types of Drinker - BBC NEWS | Health | Drinkers fall into 'nine groups'

So which are you?

Depressed drinker

Life in a state of crisis eg recently bereaved, divorced or in financial crisis Alcohol is a comforter and a form of self-medication used to help them cope

De-stress drinker

Pressurised job or stressful home life leads to feelings of being out of control and burdened with responsibility Alcohol is used to relax, unwind and calm down and to gain a sense of control when switching between work and personal life. Partners often support or reinforce behaviour by preparing drinks for them

Re-bonding drinker

Relevant to those with a very busy social calendar Alcohol is the ‘shared connector' that unifies and gets them on the same level. They often forget the time and the amount they are consuming

Conformist drinker

Traditional guys who believe that going to the pub every night is ‘what men do' Justify it as ‘me time'. The pub is their second home and they feel a strong sense of belonging and acceptance within this environment

Community drinker

Drink in fairly large social friendship groups The sense of community forged through the pub-group. Drinking provides a sense of safety and security and gives their lives meaning. It also acts a social network

Boredom drinker

Typically single mums or recent divorcees with restricted social life Drinking is company, making up for an absence of people. Drinking marks the end of the day, perhaps following the completion of chores

Macho drinker

Often feeling under-valued, disempowered and frustrated in important areas of their life Have actively cultivated a strong ‘alpha male' that revolves around their drinking ‘prowess'. Drinking is driven by a constant need to assert their masculinity and status to themselves and others

Hedonistic drinker

Single, divorced and/or with grown up children Drinking excessively is a way of visibly expressing their independence, freedom and ‘youthfulness' to themselves. Alcohol used to release inhibitions

Border dependents

Men who effectively live in the pub which, for them, is very much a home from home A combination of motives, including boredom, the need to conform, and a general sense of malaise in their lives
 




Mr Burns

New member
Aug 25, 2003
5,915
Springfield
At the moment I think we are all -

Depressed drinker

Country in a state of crisis.:thud:

They do come out with some shit. If this government spent more time running the country, and less time worry about what its people's spare time, we'd all be a lot better off!
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
I wouldn't say I'm any of those either.

Release drinker

Drink to forget and push themselves to limits of behaviour as a mechanism for putting trivial stresses of life into perspective.
 






itszamora

Go Jazz Go
Sep 21, 2003
7,282
London
If I HAD to say one, I'd say community. But in reality I'd say I like to drink with my friends sometimes and I like to drink to relax sometimes.
 




Elder for England

New member
Jan 30, 2008
2,388
I don't really drink, I just do so occasionally when I go out, there's no category for 'social drinker' which I thought would apply to a lot of people.
 








Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,707
Bishops Stortford
What about people who drink cause they like the taste?
 








Sam

Formerly "Sambo"
Jul 22, 2003
2,438
Oxfordshire
This is utter rubbish.

I don't fit into any of them. What did happen to the drink because you like the taste of it?

EDIT:

Just seen that is says "heavy drinkers fall into nine categories" hence removing a lot of people from inclusion.
 










fatboy

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
13,094
Falmer
I have to say I am quite a lot of those!!
 




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