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- Thread starter Super Neils Sash Army
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Ahh witty and original.
Really begs the question why you spend all your days on NSC. With your vocabulary and intelligent charm, i'm sure you could win over a few of the Brighton boys on a night out :safeway:
Nice use of "yokel" by the way :mendoza:
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Oh and i hear they let you keep your sash on 
Thing is Neils sash army, the majority of Brighton fans don't like poofs just as you prob dont like chavvy benefit taking pig ugly mums.
That aside you have the bragging rights on the pitch but not off it after the incident at Loftus road recently.
On the pitch yeah we are gash but we still arn't a million miles from you
That aside you have the bragging rights on the pitch but not off it after the incident at Loftus road recently.
On the pitch yeah we are gash but we still arn't a million miles from you
Caveman
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You seem to have a unhealthy obsession with talking about cum?
I think there is something "Special Neil" wants to tells us!
Pretty pink fairy
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And that's the best you've got dirt box boy.
You obviously suffer from erectile dysfunction.
Must be a real pain in the arse for your boyfriend.
Or maybe not!
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Copy & paste from urban dictionary which are amusing me thinks, still up Neil ?
CRYSTAL PALACE
1. crystal palace 120 up, 42 down
A way of telling someone that you are gay.
dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
get this def on a mug
palace run away boxing day we hate palace scum paul mcshane
by mohair Mar 13, 2008 share this
2. crystal palace 100 up, 71 down
A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.
get this def on a mug
by Matt May 15, 2005 share this
3. Crystal Palace 27 up, 11 down
Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.
Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.
get this def on a mug
palace eagles the best local support south london
by cpfc_eagles Jul 24, 2008 share this
4. Crystal Palace 38 up, 23 down THE BEST ONE ME THINKS
This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.
"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"
get this def on a mug
crystal palace pee urine sexual popsiclepeemouth
by Flint Brigsbee Apr 26, 2007 share this
5. Crystal Palace 32 up, 18 down
Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
get this def on a mug
vodka liquor 13 crystal palace blindness
by SpikeDante May 7, 2007 share this
6. crystal palace 47 up, 45 down
most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
get this def on a mug
corbett cowards nonces embarressing scum
by bermondsey male choir Jun 13, 2007 share this
7. crystal palace 2 thumbs down
A term used for crystal meth
If someone asked you "hey, do you want to go to the crystal palace tonight?" that person would be asking you if you wanted to do some meth.
get this def on a mug
speed crystal meth palace methamphetamine
by Copernicus P. Einstein Mar 12, 2009 share this
CRYSTAL PALACE
1. crystal palace 120 up, 42 down
A way of telling someone that you are gay.
dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
get this def on a mug
palace run away boxing day we hate palace scum paul mcshane
by mohair Mar 13, 2008 share this
2. crystal palace 100 up, 71 down
A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.
get this def on a mug
by Matt May 15, 2005 share this
3. Crystal Palace 27 up, 11 down
Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.
Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.
get this def on a mug
palace eagles the best local support south london
by cpfc_eagles Jul 24, 2008 share this
4. Crystal Palace 38 up, 23 down THE BEST ONE ME THINKS
This is a sex act that started with the term, then went backward to the definition. Crystal Palace is apparently a flower, but it sounds like a sex act, so here's what it should mean: A Crystal Palace is when you urinate into a popsicle tray, then invite a bunch of people over and feed them the popsicles without telling them what they are. Some would argue that this is not a sex act, but any time your urine ends up in someone else's mouth, it's automatically sexual.
"Hey guys, want to come in and try a Crystal Palace?"
get this def on a mug
crystal palace pee urine sexual popsiclepeemouth
by Flint Brigsbee Apr 26, 2007 share this
5. Crystal Palace 32 up, 18 down
Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
get this def on a mug
vodka liquor 13 crystal palace blindness
by SpikeDante May 7, 2007 share this
6. crystal palace 47 up, 45 down
most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
get this def on a mug
corbett cowards nonces embarressing scum
by bermondsey male choir Jun 13, 2007 share this
7. crystal palace 2 thumbs down
A term used for crystal meth
If someone asked you "hey, do you want to go to the crystal palace tonight?" that person would be asking you if you wanted to do some meth.
get this def on a mug
speed crystal meth palace methamphetamine
by Copernicus P. Einstein Mar 12, 2009 share this
Pretty pink fairy
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And that's the best you've got dirt box boy.
You obviously suffer from erectile dysfunction.
Must be a real pain in the arse for your boyfriend.
Or maybe not!
Super Neils Sash Army
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No wonder you've not sent me any love letters lately Reichtard....you're too busy fishing......for a comeback.
I've owned you so many times on this thread,I've lost f***ing count!
cw00
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good now go back to your slums
Super Neils Sash Army
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Oh dear.
Have you not been reading the thread you dope?
Come back to me when you've acquired a brain and the power of speech!
Hunting 784561
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ha ha, coming from you??...................
not long til term starts again in your 90% muslim primary school...
Super Neils Sash Army
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ha ha, coming from you??...................
not long til term starts again in your 90% muslim primary school...
Now I could destroy you verbally but it would be a total waste of my talents.
I've got bigger fish to fry!
Hunting 784561
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Super Neils Sash Army
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Trying your hardest to appreciate the female form,I see!
It won't work you know.
Once a gay weed.......