50 things you would like to see less of in 2004

[Incredigull]

Mike Ward and his undying support
Pap Idle/Fame Acne
'Celeb' get me out of's/ Boring Brother

 

[perth seagull]

I'd like to see less of Steve Coppell. I hope he gets the sack.

Also, less of my job, hopefully I'll move somewhere else.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Bob Monkhouse

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Australia winning the cricket, tennis, football etc

 

[looney]

Eating with your mouth open
Safeway

Haha what a slob!


Posh spice.


Bo selecta publicity pics all over TV Guides, it aint clever and it aint funny.

Less of wozza's opaque gibber jabber.

Less mealy mouthed Political Corrrectness from the BBC and Government.

Fewer idiots claiming that the liberation of iraq was about oil.

 

[ripper]

Those bloody 100 greatest ever TV programs that go on for 2 days.

 

[Braders]

No No No, changing room mirrors are deisigned to make you look huge, no matter how many there are

no there freak show mirrors , was there a midget in your changing room banging nails into his nose?

 

[The Large One]

No No No, changing room mirrors are deisigned to make you look huge, no matter how many there are

What, so that that seagull can look like a freshly-hatched chick?

I want to see less debate about getting Falmer.

I want to see less grief given to Dick Knight.

I want to see fewer people on NSC abusing the written English language (spoken English is slightly different, innit), specifically regarding punctuation, spelling and grammar.

I want to see less of me in order that I might become 'The Moderately-sized One'.

 

[bhaexpress]

Manure fans

Reality TV

American Immigration Officers

My wife's ex husbands

People being pedantic over the use of langauge

People whi insist on cashing a cheque in the bank rather than use a cashpoint.

 

[Wozza]

People being pedantic over the use of langauge

You mean "language", right?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I've really started to notice how depressingly miserable a lot of people I know have become over the past year.

Cheer up you tossers.

That's what I'd like for 2004, happier people.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

1) Ron Atkinson and Andy Townsend on the Champions League coverage

2) Norman Gall on SCR

3) Harry Redknapp bleating about being down to the bare bones.

4) Graeme Souness or Sam Allardyce complaining about unfair treatment from referees (yeah, like the Premiership teams get all the worst refs...)

5) People saying that "Something must be done, it's costing people's livelihoods as well as millions of pounds" every time a referee makes a poor decision.

No, oh spoilt Premiership twats, your lame performance over 38 games is costing you your livelihood (or at least your chances of a fat pay rise and diminishing level of pulling power at Ritzy's Discotheque in Chelmsford), not one single split-second judgement call by an honest official who earns a fraction of what you do.

 

[Safeway]

BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird

 

[Zeitgeist]

Can I add.......

Robbie Williams. As I type, the Knebworth concert by this egotistical turncoat twat is blaring out in my lounge, with my daughter and friend drooling over him.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

He's just a fat dancer from take that.

 

[BrightonBird]

BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird
BrightonBird

Now now love chops. Let's see the text you wrote me to me on NY day:

"Happy New Year. Can't promise to be nice all the time but do promise to stop being horrible to you"

 

[marvin]

Now now love chops. Let's see the text you wrote me to me on NY day:

"Happy New Year. Can't promise to be nice all the time but do promise to stop being horrible to you"

Yeah but he was pissed and he had his fingers crossed when he wrote that!

 

[Safeway]

Now now love chops. Let's see the text you wrote me to me on NY day:

"Happy New Year. Can't promise to be nice all the time but do promise to stop being horrible to you"

You kept it then.

I know, I know, purely for evidence.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

All the z-list celebs that appear on TV's I luv 1864 and the Top 100 of whatever despite not being old enough to remember anything.

Premiershite armchair fans whinging on 606 everytime they lose a match.

 

[BrightonBird]

Yeah but he was pissed and he had his fingers crossed when he wrote that!

Time of message was 11am New Years Day.

He loves me really!