5 things you like/hate about going to the football

[willingdon_seagull]

Love

1. Seeing my mates
2. Drinking on the train to away games
3. Seeing the albion get a great result
4. Fantastic atmosphere
5. Visiting cities amd grounds across the country

Hate

1. Idiotic fans in the late teen early 20s bracket giving it the biggun to opposition fans who would no doubt run a mile should one of these fans confront them outside the ground
2. The fact we sing the same old songs with little variety week in week out
3. Our inability to sing SBTS at the correct pace
4. Some of our "fans" behaviour on route to away games on the train - a disgrace to our club but I guess all clubs have the same problem
5. The B.O stinking fat so and so who sits next to me at the Amex

 

[Keyser Söze]

LIKE

. The smell of hotdogs
. Shouting a ludicrous accusation at an away fan/police officer/steward/player/staff member/lino/referee/mascot and seeing the look of confusion and hurt on their face when they hear it
. Geoff Stelling

HATES

. Almost everything about modern football
. Jobsworth stewards
. Jobsworth Police
. Long haired blokes
. People who don't appreciate swearing
. Tim Lovejoy
. Speccy 8 stone kids in moody Stone Island jumpers
. Women singing
. Being 'told' to do something by a mentally disabled person in a luminous jacket
. Laws about alcohol in relation to football
. Ultras - but in the UK only, I like Ultras in certain countries
.

 

[Nottseagull]

Hate
1. 10% of football fans
2. People thinking they're above authority
3. People standing in my way
4. Those who go to football just to get drunk and lary
5. Those who incite trouble where it's not needed

No.5 seems to imply that there are some situations where trouble needs to be incited. Isn't this at odds with no.2?

 

[Razi]

No.5 seems to imply that there are some situations where trouble needs to be incited. Isn't this at odds with no.2?

Ha. True. It was more a sly dig at the OP by going to the polar opposite.

 

[Nottseagull]

Dislike
1. The journey home and the queues and ridiculous bus routes we take to avoid them

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