41 Places

[The Large One]

Something for the festival. 41 short stories dotted around the city - a little slice of life for the ordinary folk of Brighton, all printed on a relevant medium; an estate agent's story is printed on a 'For Sale' board, there is a story on the councourse at Brighton Station etc.

Yours truly is at No.11, the story being printed on... a football shirt.

http://www.41places.org/index.html

So far, I have only found No.40 - located on the pavement next to a bench in Duke Street.

 

[Trufflehound]

41 Plaice...

...16 large cod, a battered sausage, 8 pickled onions and 28 portions of chips please.





Oh, and a Diet Coke as well - I'm watching my figure.

 

[The Large One]

Hopelessly hopeless fool.

My story is now up in the shop window, printed on a 1960s Brighton & Hove Albion shirt.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

you self publicist



Tuesday Night.....

St Bartholemews Church
Brighton
7:30 PM

The lancing College Choir
lancing Singers ( us)
Full Orchestra

MOZART's REQUIEM

For teh Brighton Festival

http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/listings/listing.asp?ev=171&ed=2525

 

[The Large One]

http://www.41places.org/story_11.html

 

[Barrel of Fun]

http://www.41places.org/story_11.html

Crikey. Talk about opportunists! Did anything from the two thefts turn up?

 

[The Large One]

My laptop was replaced on the insurance - you cannot claim for the cost of replacing your passport. Funnily enough, it turned up within an hour of the printed story being put in the shop window.

We are still waiting on the insurance claim from the house burglary. Hasn't been that long - it was only 16th January.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Hopelessly hopeless fool.

My story is now up in the shop window, printed on a 1960s Brighton & Hove Albion shirt.

Let me get this right ...

You were stupid enough to allow an opportunist thief to nick stuff from your shop, Sporting Colours, at 94a Gloucester Road, Brighton.

And you are now telling everyone who walks past your shop, Sporting Colours, at 94a Gloucester Road, Brighton, that this is the place where opportunist thieves can easily get away with nicking stuff.

Hmmm ...



Or do you really still believe that most people in the area have come specially to buy from the fine range of class sports clothing that is on offer – anything from the Dukla Prague away kit to a perfect copy of Johann Cruyff’s Holland 74 shirt?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

you self publicist

Quite

For sale. Standing ticket, Pet Shop Boys, Brighton Centre, 30th May. Cost price. 26.50

 

[Harty]

you self publicist



Tuesday Night.....

St Bartholemews Church
Brighton
7:30 PM

The lancing College Choir
lancing Singers ( us)
Full Orchestra

MOZART's REQUIEM

For teh Brighton Festival

http://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/listings/listing.asp?ev=171&ed=2525

Sorry DTG I'm washing my hair but have an aria for me.

 

[The Large One]

Let me get this right ...

You were stupid enough to allow an opportunist thief to nick stuff from your shop, Sporting Colours, at 94a Gloucester Road, Brighton.

And you are now telling everyone who walks past your shop, Sporting Colours, at 94a Gloucester Road, Brighton, that this is the place where opportunist thieves can easily get away with nicking stuff.

Hmmm ...



Or do you really still believe that most people in the area have come specially to buy from the fine range of class sports clothing that is on offer – anything from the Dukla Prague away kit to a perfect copy of Johann Cruyff’s Holland 74 shirt?

It wouldn't have been so bad if the opportunists had stolen the Dukla Prague away shirt or the Holland 1974 shirt. At least I could have understood that. But my bag...?

 

[Harty]

Have they returned your gay porn that was in the said bag?

 

[El Presidente]

It wouldn't have been so bad if the opportunists had stolen the Dukla Prague away shirt or the Holland 1974 shirt. At least I could have understood that. But my bag...?

I didn't know that LAURA was yours

 

[The Large One]

Have they returned your gay porn that was in the said bag?

Yes, thankfully.

BTW for those that care, you can listen to the writer of the short stories on Front Row on the Radio 4 website talking about 41 Places. www.bbc.co.uk/radio4