4 lads planning for the Millwall game and little Johnny says his missus won't let him go. Gutted the three remaining go without him. When they get there little Johnny's at back of North stand with pint in hand. One says, "Johnny, how did you convince her to let you come?"
Johnny says, "Well, I got back from work and she came to the door in a see through nightie, stockings and crotchless panties and led me upstairs. She hancuffed herself to the bed. Then she said, "Do whatever you want!!""
"So here I am!!"
Johnny says, "Well, I got back from work and she came to the door in a see through nightie, stockings and crotchless panties and led me upstairs. She hancuffed herself to the bed. Then she said, "Do whatever you want!!""
"So here I am!!"