3. The Queen - shit and giggles. I've really got nothing against you but to see you with a bloodied nose would make me very happy with myself.
2. Robbie Williams - obvious reasons. He's a f***ing
. Notice where his career has gone since he sacked the bloke who wrote all his songs for him? Exactly, f***ing nowhere. You know he had all the talent, just like in Take That, remember them? Those were the boys that made you what you are yet you can't even be civil to Gary Barlow who made you millions you selfish, odious twat. I only wish that you had falling deeper into your coke habit, so deep in fact that you had gone past the point of return. I'm glad you prefer living in California because that is exactly were you belong, an area where people are respected because of what they have, not what they are. Don't ever come back because if you do I'm gonna come round your house, piss through your letterbox and then rape your dog. f***ing Port Vale prick.
3. Ashton Kutcher - You utter goon. Have you seen his car? It's not a car, it's not even road legal. Why do you need to drive around in something that looks more like a lorry than something you'd drive Demis kids around in? Because you're a disgusting human being, that's why. You make a living through setting up celebrities and making them look like fools. Well I've got news for you PAL, it's not FUNNY. 4 series of Puink'd? Jesus you must have sucked a lot of cock to get that many mate because what you do is f***ing dispicable. You aren't have as inventive as Beadle was, at least he was in his pranks. You're a brilliant example of all that is wrong in this world. Brainless pricks who need to make others look foolish to cover up the fact that you are nothing, NOTHING. Now piss off and die you smelly twat.
2. Robbie Williams - obvious reasons. He's a f***ing
3. Ashton Kutcher - You utter goon. Have you seen his car? It's not a car, it's not even road legal. Why do you need to drive around in something that looks more like a lorry than something you'd drive Demis kids around in? Because you're a disgusting human being, that's why. You make a living through setting up celebrities and making them look like fools. Well I've got news for you PAL, it's not FUNNY. 4 series of Puink'd? Jesus you must have sucked a lot of cock to get that many mate because what you do is f***ing dispicable. You aren't have as inventive as Beadle was, at least he was in his pranks. You're a brilliant example of all that is wrong in this world. Brainless pricks who need to make others look foolish to cover up the fact that you are nothing, NOTHING. Now piss off and die you smelly twat.
