***2013 Worlds Most Ridiculous Creature Competition- Round 1, Group 2***

[Giraffe]

Kakapo, just because the penis fish don't look like a creature.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Penis Fish

Johnson: Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--

Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

Umpire: 2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous--

Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--

Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: Well, it looks like a giant--

Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

 

[TSB]

Two hours left. The Kakapo needs your votes, people.