2010 World's Hardest Creature, Savage 16 Round, Colossal Squid vs Hippo

[strings]

How the f*** is a Hippo winning?

A colossal squid could swallow one whole. FACT.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Vote Squid

They wouldnt make a hungry squid game because it would be to violent

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Oh look at me, a big scary Hippo. I don't brush my teeth cos Yellow teeth are scary innit. I eat small plastic balls and then people eat me for my DELIGHTFUL hazelnut insides. I'm well tough.
:gay:

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Oh look at me, a big scary Hippo. I don't brush my teeth cos Yellow teeth are scary innit. I eat small plastic balls and then people eat me for my DELIGHTFUL hazelnut insides. I'm well tough.
:gay:

And we appear to be massive homos

 

[Harty]

This is like the PDC darts, the Hippo is Phil Taylor, there is only one winner for the whole thing.

back to reality


will we stay up?

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

A hippo would kill you in water and on land. How would the squid do on the African plains with Hyenas, Lions, Buffalo and Leopards?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I know a girl with a minge like that

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Hippo for me. We just don't know enough about the colossal squid and what we do know is that he's prey for sperm whales and ''Many other animals also feed on this squid, including the beaked whales (such as the bottlenose whales), pilot whale, southern elephant seal, Patagonian toothfish, Pacific sleeper shark, and albatross (e.g., the Wandering and Sooty albatrosses). However, beaks from mature adults have only been recovered from those animals large enough to take such prey (i.e., the sperm whale and Pacific sleeper shark), while the remaining predators are limited to eating juveniles or young adults''

Basically the only thing stopping it from being the whipping boy of the sea is that it swims really deep down and it's size.

The hippo on the other hand is just plain hard.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i have a certain admiration for any creature that kills just for the sake of it

the hippo has no real reason to kill anything, it just does it.......it has a rush of blood to the head and it's game over

don't believe all this anti-hippo dirty propaganda

 

[Scotty Mac]

if the hippo was called the COLOSSAL hippo then it would have my vote - but much like voting for a labour government, i am being swayed by words that will no doubt prove to mean NOTHING, and as such have to go for the colossal squid

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

polls closed

hippo wins with 56 votes

that is the SAVAGE 16 round complete, EVIL 8 round will commence shortly.......there are some HUMDINGERS coming up

 

[The Wizard]

HOW the f*** did the Squid LOSE TO THAT piece of piss, FIX!

 

[Colossal Squid]

This is BULLSHIT

 

[brakespear]

This is BULLSHIT

damn straight