2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group H

[turienzo's lovechild]

Hippopotamus

Key Facts:
aggressive killing machines

Piranha

Key Facts:
have an intense PASSION for MEAT

Black Mamba

Key Facts:
will not hesitate to unleash it's VENOM on anything unlucky enough to get in its way

Bird Eating Spider

key facts:
it's a SPIDER that eats BIRDS

Blue Ringed Octopus

key facts:
will attack if provoked and is one of the most venomous creatures

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

hippo's for me

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

That bird eating spider is one nasty bastard

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Piranha could eat them all

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think the HIPPO is an early tournament favourite

 

[sir albion]

Gone for hippo but nearly done the black mamba

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the hippo is the new polar bear

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Cant believe a spider is going through

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

me neither, it'll get PULVERISED in the second round

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Hip(hop)po

 

[jakarta]

Sure I read somewhere Hippos are Africas No.1 Lethal Animal?

 

[Bluejuice]

I'm fairly sure Hippos are responsible for a RIDICULOUSLY large number of KILLINGS each year.

It might not look all that BUT it would probably take ANY venom you care to throw at it before sitting its big rubbery bum on your face. Spiders, snakes and even man have NOTHING to fight it (except guns, but y'know that's not really fair)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Sure I read somewhere Hippos are Africas No.1 Lethal Animal?

yep, they kill shit loads of humans

and not even for food, basically for fun, cos they're treble mean bastards

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I'm fairly sure Hippos are responsible for a RIDICULOUSLY large number of KILLINGS each year.

It might not look all that BUT it would probably take ANY venom you care to throw at it before sitting its big rubbery bum on your face. Spiders, snakes and even man have NOTHING to fight it (except guns, but y'know that's not really fair)

They are one of the fastest animals in the world? if they charge you your f***ed

 

[FLOG GNAW]

The spider looks like it should be in HARRY POTTER. Hippo for me

 

[Bluejuice]

HIPPO is CRUISING this group

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

this is an embarassment for the others

hippo is looking like a real contender here

 

[Munkfish]

The Hippo has one over hearts and minds of all fans of f***ing hard animals and quite rightly has WALKED this group, no suprises from one of the early favourites.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the hippo, the peoples champion, looks set to live up to it's potential as it strolls through. The unfancied Bird Eating Spider, looks set to join

 

[Colossal Squid]

Tell you what, send them all down to the bottom of the ocean.

I WILL f*** THEM ALL UP