2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group F

[SirDouglasLoft]

how BIG is that dragon, dinosaur thingy?

 

[FLOG GNAW]

A Northern Snakehead reaches sexual maturity by age 2 or 3. Each spawning-age female can release up to 15,000 eggs at once. Snakeheads can mate as often as five times a year. This means in just two years, a single female can release up to 150,000 eggs . . .

 

[Bluejuice]

A Kimodo Dragon can grow up to 3 metres long (9.8ft).

I would NOT give that DINOSAUR beastie a cuddle

 

[brakespear]

A Kimodo Dragon can grow up to 33 metres long (9.8ft).

shurely shome mistake?

 

[The Wizard]

A Kimodo Dragon can grow up to 33 metres long (9.8ft).

I would NOT give that DINOSAUR beastie a cuddle

I'm quite sure 33 meters isn't 9.8ft... isn't their around 4 ft in a metre?

If it was a typo, sorry.

 

[Bluejuice]

THIRTY THREE metres? Are you mental

(I meant THREE)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

komodo dragons (along with sharks and crocs) deserve bonus points for surviving loads of DISASTERS and outliving all those other hard dinosaur bastards

 

[Andrew]

The komodo thingy, amazing name.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080418-komodo-dragons.html
"The bite is really quite incredibly weak for such a big lizard—less than you'd expect from the average house cat,"

If a Komodo actually tried to crush prey with its jaws, like crocodiles do, "it would break its own skull," he said.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a pansy it would break its own skull if it bit you!

yeah but it DOESN'T cruch prey with it's jaws

that's like saying "humans would die if they jumped off a really tall building"

it gets its chops round you (it's spit is poisonous) and waits for you to die before tucking in

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Komodo Dragon and the Human look set to cruise through to the second phase. But who will cross the line in 1st place? YOU DECIDE

 

[Silent Bob]

If HUMAN comes anywhere near winning this I'm asking Bozza to delete my account.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

this was a fairly easy group, surely the human will get twatted out in the next round by some hard bastard

 

[Colossal Squid]

I will EAT the human that is a fact

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I don't think it's saliva is poisonous per se. It is full of bacteria that will, more than likely, kill you after a period of time. I think a man died some two years after being bitten. Death by saliva is a by-product, as opposed to setting out to poison it's prey.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah, kill you after a period of time

by poisoning you

they know what they're doing, on LIFE a couple of them bit a buffalo or something, and then just watched it for a couple of days until if got weak and then they obliterated it

 

[Mowgli]

It's got Dragon in the name and it has the balls to attack villages where PEOPLE run scared. Nuff said!

 

[pasty]

Darwin beetle - is that the one that chases the female up a tree, beating the shit out of anything that might get in the way, then shags the female stupid whether she wants it or not, then throws her off the tree?

 

[Mowgli]

Darwin beetle - is that the one that chases the female up a tree, beating the shit out of anything that might get in the way, then shags the female stupid whether she wants it or not, then throws her off the tree?

That's the one, fantastic creature, sadly not able to do that to any of the other's in this group.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Another tough group. I've plumped for the darwin beetle because of its pure aggression. The bombadier beetle was a contender but it appears it's weapon is only deployed as a defensive measure so loses out on its lack of taking the fight to tis opponent. The fish was a real contender too until I found out that it kills by pushing its prey to the surface and making it BREATHE TO DEATH. Doesn't seem quite so hard. The komodo is impressively large but seems a bit of a pussy, relying on it's bad breath to force its opponents into submission. As for the humans...weak as shit but clearly the headmentalist animal on the planet. Shouldn't qualify though as they'd get butchered within seconds when going head to head against pretty much any of the competition(if sizes were equal...).

 

[blue and white army]

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