2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group E

[turienzo's lovechild]

Wolverine

Key Facts:
X-men character named after it
can kill animals much larger than itself
mental

Great White Shark

key facts:
mega predator

King Cobra

Key Facts:
Longest venomous snake
eats other snakes

Brazilian Wandering Spider

key Facts:
has a reputation as the worlds deadliest spider

Alligator Snapping Turtle

key facts:
second strongest bite force of any animal

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I dont think a spider can ever win this, Just not meancing enough. Plus its mouth looks like a vag

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

gws for me

agree kinky, i think spiders are just too easy to kill to be taken seriously

gws is a MONSTER

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm surprised that the WOLVERINE is doing so badly? i had him down as a bit of an outside bet for this

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Is that a f***ing turtle, on the hardest creature poll?

gotta' be the GWS.

 

[brakespear]

i'm surprised that the WOLVERINE is doing so badly? i had him down as a bit of an outside bet for this

maybe if it wasn't in a group with the Brazil of killing machines.....

 

[Bluejuice]

Well I'm voting SPIDER.

World's deadliest? MAKES SENSE

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

GWS and King Cobra in the same group.

Tough call, but it has to be GWS for me.

 

[Bluejuice]

The problem with sharks is that they look like they were drawn by god's spastic son. There is literally NO imagination that has gone into their design. Teeth, tail... that's IT.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

The problem with sharkes is that they look like they were drawn by god's spastic son. There is literally NO imagination that has gone into their design. Teeth, tail... that's IT.

i think god asked his DESIGNERS to come up with a sea based killing machine, they came up with the GWS, he weren't happy "couldn't be a bit bigger?" he said, and then they came up with the ORCA

Orca=GWS 2.0

 

[Silent Bob]

Wolverine - The honey badger of the north.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

GWS has annihilated this group, with the suprise package of the Turtle looking set to join them

 

[Colossal Squid]

Pfffft, I would PISS this

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Go turtle, go turtle

 

[blue and white army]

..

 

[Simster]

Pfffft, I would PISS this

No, no you wouldn't. We're talking GW and King Cobra here.

At best, you'd be looking at a best 3rd placed team (if there was one, which there isn't). You're the SCOTLAND of the hardest animal World Cup I'm afraid.

 

[skipper734]

Jnr. is watching a bloke on CBBC messing about with a Wandering Spider. The bloke doesn't seem too keen on it.

 

[Simster]

Jnr. is watching a bloke on CBBC messing about with a Wandering Spider. The bloke doesn't seem too keen on it.

According to wikipedia, it's bite can gives you a FOUR HOUR stiffy which gets uncomfortable, can cause sterility and must be treated as a medical emergency.

Maybe the people who put forward a piddly little SPIDER into a HARD animal competition didn't understand what "HARD" meant in this context.

 

[skipper734]

According to wikipedia, it's bite can gives you a FOUR HOUR stiffy which gets uncomfortable, can cause sterility and must be treated as a medical emergency.

Maybe the people who put forward a piddly little SPIDER into a HARD animal competition didn't understand what "HARD" meant in this context.

Some people would pay good money for that!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

GWS has utterly embarrassed the others here, but has it peaked too early?


voting is going to end today, i'd imagine that most people who want to vote already have, and then we can move on the the "SWEET SIXTEEN KNOCK-OUT-O-RAMA"