2 fish in a tank......

[rouseytastic]

.........first one says 'You man the guns, I'll drive'

 

[Fungus]

.........first one says 'You man the guns, I'll drive'

So, can a fish be a man?

 

[TheJasperCo]

Was the driver insured?

 

[Alonso Moseley]

...or not fish in a tank

 

[Lush]

How would a fish hold a gun? Or the steering wheel come to that? Do tanks have steering wheels?

 

[1066familyman]

Would they even remember who was supposed to be doing what ?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

How would a fish hold a gun? Or the steering wheel come to that? Do tanks have steering wheels?

No, normally they have lots of water, a bubble thingy, a plastic bonsai tree, a little rubber diver and some cat litter on the bottom.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Found them!

 

[rouseytastic]

Evolution

 

[mr sheen]

Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Submarine

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

.........first one says 'You man the guns, I'll drive'

In my opinion "one says to the other 'How the f***ing hell do you drive these things?'" is a better punch line.

 

[Superphil]

Two teddies in the airing cupboard, which one's the soldier?

The one sitting on the tank.

 

[Norman Potting]

No opposable thumbs so the whole thing falls down from the very start - FAIL.

That and the fact that fish can't talk (apart from Nemo and his mates of course).

 

[nail-Z]

Isn't it a bit late to be opening Christmas Crackers?

 

[rouseytastic]

Isn't it a bit late to be opening Christmas Crackers?

No...

 

[rouseytastic]

A dyslexic man walks in to a bra

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

No opposable thumbs so the whole thing falls down from the very start - FAIL.

That and the fact that fish can't talk (apart from Nemo and his mates of course).

How do fish communicate then?

 

[rouseytastic]

How do fish communicate then?

By either bubbles or flapping

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Velcro thats a rip off
Albinos,you cant get fairer than that